Come on, pull over!
Fine. You wanna rumble?
Let's rumble.
There's only one road out of town, buddy!
Damn, that was cool.
End of the line, James!
Think!
Take it easy!
Think about your-- Hey! Hey!
Put your hands where I can see them! Hands!
Take it easy!
Huh?
What the--?
Uh, sir?
Oh, sh-shit!
We got a runner!
James!
Wait!
You hitchhiking?
Nope.
Really? 'Cause it kinda
looks like you're hitchhiking.
Don't know what to tell ya.
Yeah.
Ev, where are you--
Well, my car broke down, again, Jimmy.
Yeah.
The car you said you fixed two weeks ago?
Uh, I did fix it two weeks ago, and she
was running like a champ.
Do you know what a champ is?
Okay. Okay.
Hey, you know what? Like anything else,
she just needs a little TLC.
Don't worry, darlin', I got you.
Oh, you got me?
Well, that's good. Because I'm late.
No, no, no, no, no. Hey, look, it's okay.
I can fix it, you know, at least before
the fairgrounds, tonight.
The fairgrounds...
Did you forget?
No, I didn't forget.
I've just had other things on my mind.
Jimmy, I'm late.
Where are you going?
Apparently nowhere. My life is going
nowhere. My car is going nowhere, and I'm
gonna be stuck here in Blue River, forever.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa... stuck here?
I thought tonight that we-- Hold on.
I thought you liked this town.
Can you fix it?
Yeah, of course.
Good. 'Cause like I said, I'm late.
What--
Well, how am I supposed
to know what she wants?
Try it now.
To understand a woman, you
have to think like a woman.
How do you do that?
You can't.
Women are capable of experiencing
multiple emotions at the exact same time.
Okay, I did that a couple of days ago.
I was angry and hungry at the same time.
No, that's hangry, and technically that's
one emotion. That's what
I'm saying. It can't be done.
Look, I just-- I need to figure out a way
that I can show Ev that the guy that she
chose to accidentally be
her baby daddy is a winner.
Are we still talking about you?
Okay, you know what? It's not what you say,
it's how you say it.
What's this?
I don't know.
Well, it looks like some
sort of music competition.
You think that that's what she was upset about?
Did she miss it?
I don't think that's it.
It's still three days away.
So then there's still time.
Okay.
I know the last time I
drove it didn't go so well.
That's a massive understatement.
Yeah. But if I drive and I win,
I could prove to Ev that I'm not a mistake.
No, I can't. Mel's got me on a really
tight leash with you, man.
Come on, just one more.
No.
Please.
Stop with the eyes. You're--
If Mel asks, it was my idea.
It was your idea.
From the beginning.
It was a good one, too.
You should try it now.
You didn't do anything.
I haven't done anything yet.
Yeah, that's true.
Well, excuse me for being the first
person in history to
try to leave this town.
But you left town without telling your
best friend and your nana.
I know. I'm sorry, Mel. I just--
Plenty of people leave this town.
Some even against their own will.
Oh, Nana. I don't think she's talking
about being abducted.
I know. Nobody ever talks about it.
Let's just face it. I'm never gonna be
able to do what I want to do.
Sweetheart, you absolutely can.
If you want to sing, the universe will be
on your side, but you have to communicate
that to your baby daddy.
Remember when you ran off in the eighth
grade and I spent two
days looking for you?
Yeah, I was hunting chupacabra.
With Jimmy.
Now, if I'd known that's what you wanted to do,
you would've had my full support.
You just needed to tell me about it.
What about after the big hoot'nanigans tonight
that you sing a couple
songs at The Trading Post,
you know, have a couple beers--
Or water and prenatal vitamins.
And nachos.
Nachos.
How about some hot wings
and maybe something pickled?
Okay, one step at a time. All I'm saying is,
stop stressing so much about it,
all right? You've got plenty of time.
Exactly.
Because nothing ever
happens in this town.
Hey, Gus. The needle
thing is actually moving.
Finally.
What the--
Hey.
Maybe this ain't such a good idea.
Ah, shut up.
Jackpot.
huh, what the!
huh...[panting] ah!
What the--
Gus?
Bo?
What the hell's going on out there?
Oof!
Come on!
Just hold it right there.
What were you doing driving like a bat
out of hell off the old monument land?
What, is that against the law?
Speeding?
Yes.
Which one of you two is the smart one again?
Me. - I am.
Uh-huh.
You know, I've been hearing a lot of
reports of looting for the last four or five months now.
Looting?
Yes.
I imagine it's a
term you're familiar with.
People going up to the sacred historical
sites and taking stuff.
Grave robbing, essentially.
We ain't up to nothin'.
Uh-huh.
Well, which one of you
two makes more money?
Me. - I do.
Good.
Don't worry about the ticket, boys.
Oh, come on.
It's not the end of the world.
Ladies and gentlemen,
are we ready for a little demolition derby!
All right, folks.
Let's hear it for America.
Hey.
Oh, hey.
Johnny, what are you doing here?
Oh, well, Johnny thought it would be a
great idea for Jimmy to drive instead.
So, when' s Jimmy's heat up?
He's after the farm trucks.
All right, folks.
Quite the lineup we
got for this next heat.
We got Carl Jackson.
You've seen him usually cooking up a basket
of curly fries at the Frost Hop.
I'm coming for you!
I don't love you, no.
I'm coming for you!
Why would I love you?
You're an idiot.
And next up is Taylor Kirk.
That car's seen some battle.
Go get him, Taylor.
In the number eight,
filling in for his half-brother, Johnny.
It's Jimmy Walker!
All right, boys.
You know what to do.
Gentlemen, start your engines!
Come on!
I'm gonna lose money off this heat.
Baby, what did Mama
tell you about gamblin' ?
Never place a bet unless you know
something other's don't.
Mm. That's my girl!
Ohhh! - Yes!
Coming in hot!
Oh! Haha!
You stay right there, boy!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on!
Damn it!
Come on!
Behind you!
Oh, come on!
Whoa, whoa!
What was that?
What a hit.
Oh, come on!
No. Go!
Hahaha. - Hehe.
All right, shut her down, boys.
We've got a fire.
Oh , no. That ain't good!
All right, folks.
We'll give it up for our firefighters
rushing in there to save the day.
Woot!
Looks like the fire's out,
And so is
Jimmy Walker!
Jimmy Walker, you are out.
Huh, huh.
Ah, damn it.
Hey, nice drivin'.
Thanks.
Not you.
So, is she gonna run again?
Yeah.
Yeah, she's got one more battle in her.
Well, she better.
Well, we'll leave you to it, 'cause
we need to talk.
Ooooh.
Hey.
Um,
so, Johnny found this...
in the car.
Yep.
Well, stupid idea, I guess.
What are you talking about?
This is a great idea.
And yet, as soon as I get the guts up to go
my car breaks down, again.
If that's not a sign from the universe,
I don't know what is.
Okay, universe or not,
you're going to that contest.
You need to have an
audience cheering for you.
And even if you fall flat on your face-- - What?
it's gonna be great.
I know it.
I mean, that would be nice.
Yeah.
Not the falling on my face part.
No.
What is that?
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
I just found it in the
back of the derby car.
You just found it.
Uh, don't look at me like that.
Yes, I found it.
Wanna see what's inside?
I mean... yes... Yeah, we're gonna totally open this.
Whoa.
It's so, wait, Jimmy.
Be careful.
Jimmy, look at this.
Whoa, Ev, you sure you wanna just-
Looks like a carrot, sorta.
What?
We should go.
Oh.
Whoa!
Ohhhh!
What was that whole sign
from the universe talk, huh?
Jimmy, I saw something.
I know, I know.
And it was the most
incredible thing I have ever seen.
What?
No, we have to go to the cops.
Wait, what?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The last people that we
wanna go to is the government.
This thing could be worth millions.
What?
I don't need millions, I just
need my car fixed.
Yeah, sure, I know, but like
think of the possibilities.
Exactly, this thing could be dangerous.
Does this thing look dangerous?
I mean, come on.
Do I need to bring up the baby
rattlesnake you brought to school?
Okay, everybody loves to bring that up.
All right, it was the sixth grade, and I
still say that if I had time to train it,
none of those kids- Jimmy, Jimmy! Stop.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Is this about a bigger issue?
I'm not even showing.
No, not like bigger, bigger.
No, like, can we address
the elephant in the womb?
Don't you dare pun at me right now.
It's already near impossible for me to
try to be a singer and have a kid,
and now, whatever the hell this thing is!
Red Diamond Mining?
What?
You know what, if you wanna sing,
you're gonna sing...
tonight.
Oh, Everly!
There you are.
You're still singing tonight, right?
Yes, but before that, have you guys seen anymore
folks comin' to town to work for Red Diamond Mining?
The old uranium mine?
Yeah.
No, a couple good for nothing out of towners--
You know that mine has not been
profitable for 10 years, - Oh baby--
10 years, and they keep lobbying to put
new sites on a monument land. - Nobody cares, nobody cares.
Nobody wants to talk about it.
Everly Jane,
How you doing this fine evening?
Evenin', Taylor.
It's Officer Kirk now.
He's actually a man of the cloth.
I think you meant, man of the law.
I'm sorry, that's right.
You're a cop, not a churchgoer.
I'll have one more.
Well, that ain't true.
So you're not a cop.
No, I'm a sheriff's deputy.
Jimmy.
I'm sorry about that
loss back there, Jimbo.
It's just when I saw that opening, I just
had to go for that POS car of yours.
Speaking of openings, you do know that
your fly is down, right?
It's not.
Are you sure?
Oh, I'm sure.
How sure?
K, I'm gonna go sing now.
Kirk, can I get you a beer?
Yeah, go get a beer.
Nah.
Jimmy, what's this?
This Ferrari only takes premium fuel.
You know that.
What are you up to now?
Let me show you.
Come here, come here, come here.
What are you doing?
Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.
Check that out.
Well,
that's different.
Yeah, and the craziest thing that you could
imagine happened at the fairgrounds.
Where'd you get that?
It just showed up in
the back of my derby car.
You mean, my derby car.
Okay, don't do that.
Wait, okay, it just showed up?
It showed up.
Yes.
And when I touched it, an orb of light,
this like, UFO thing, it made...
this.
Yeah, I'm speechless.
Interesting.
Nevermind.
No.
Let me take a look at it.
Baby, you are enabling him again.
So, this is a carrot maker?
Is that what--
Be careful.
Does Everly know about this?
Yeah, she was there when it happened.
When what happened, exactly?
When I
may have
opened a portal to another planet.
Wow.
Mm.
Ok-- So, what you're saying is,
you got superpowers now or something?
Yeah.
Uh.
Yeah, maybe. No.
Noted. Elsa, baby bear
you know the rules love. K, can you just go back and watch the rest of the show?
Love you.
Thank you.
Sorry, you had to hear that.
What are you doing?
I don't know, guys, maybe--
maybe she's right.
Maybe I do have superpowers now.
You've got a carrot, so that's a start.
Okay.
Evenin', folks, this is an original.
Jimmy, this belongs to somebody.
Red Diamond Mining.
I thought you said
that the mine was closed.
Oh, great.
Yeah, the mine is closed.
They leave a couple guys up
there that do loss prevention.
That's a classic mining move.
They show up, they employ a bunch of
people, then they let them
go, they wreck the place.
Babe, I love how much you love the environment.
We gotta go.
No, don't put it down.
Get it out of here.
I can't-
I'm never goin' back
to when I felt so broken.
Took a photograph
to remember the moment.
I was looking for my breakthrough--
all I found's a break down.
What'll take to make you
pack up your dreams and get out of this town.
It's now or never, come whatever,
fight my way through, kick and shout.
It's now or never, come whatever,
Hold it together and never doubt.
If you're the one for me,
the one I scream and dream about.
It's now or never, come whatever...
We just
gotta get out.
Hey, where them Walker boys at?
The hell is this?
I don't know.
Oh, Gus, what's the problem?
Don't play dumb with me.
You took our case.
All right, Bo, I am no lawyer, but
whatever you did, I doubt
anyone would take your case.
Hey, that's not-
Shut up!
Hey, come on, we're playing here!
Babe- - Babe, no.
Leave it.
Ahhh!
Oh, dammit.
Ok. Hey, hey!
Geromino!
Ah!
Hey! Stand down, citizen.
Did you say "geronimo"?
Yeah.
It's "geronimo".
That's what I said.
No, no, you didn't. - Everybody!
Aliens!
We're being invaded!
Wait, where are you going?
I'll be back soon, okay?
How soon?
Probably not before dark.
Can we play catch tomorrow?
Really?
Of course.
I promise.
Jimmy?
Rogers.
Up on your feet.
Yeah.
Why were the Leecher
brothers looking for you?
I don't know.
So you're saying you were at
the wrong place at the wrong time?
Jimmy,
you're too smart for this.
Hm.
I don't want to see you mixed up
with Gus and Bo Leecher.
I'm not.
But, you just were.
Jimmy,
you could all start taking some serious responsibility.
You're gonna end up like your daddy.
Jimmy!
Oh,
you're okay.
What a relief!
Mm.
Well, that's not.
Johnny!
I'll just see if I can track down those
Leecher boys.
If you want to press charges...
Oh, it's not worth it.
But they are banned
for life, for real this time.
Oh, and thanks, Officer Kirk, for beating
the livin' tar to them.
Yeah.
What was that?
Just keeping the peace.
Alright, Officer Kirk.
What a party.
You all have a good evening.
G'night.
Thank you for your service.
There you are.
Hey.
Got some great news for you, babe.
Elsa's staying at a
friend's house tonight?
The flusher in the men's
bathroom is broken again.
Septic.
It's the next best thing, really.
Go get it.
Thanks. I'm glad you're
standing there, Jimmy.
I mean, I can help you fix it, Johnny.
Why don't you go help Everly?
Ev, I did not know that these inbred
hillbillies were going to even show up.
Let's just go.
You sounded beautiful tonight.
Jimmy, do you even know
what it takes to raise a kid?
Yeah.
Little bibs and tiny socks.
And?
And... changing pooby diapers.
Yeah.
Sometimes at 4 a.m.
Yeah. Wait, what? 4 a.m.
Why would they not be asleep?
Yeah. My point exactly.
Ev, look, hold on.
No.
What?
No deal, Jimmy.
Your life is a freaking demolition derby
and it's like you expect me to hop
in the car with a baby.
Okay, that is not what I want.
But, that sounds awesome.
No, it sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Yeah, no, you're right. You're right.
You're right. You're...
What was that?
You're right.
Okay?
I'm right?
Huh.
I will
take the case to Rogers.
Really?
God, good thing you're cute.
That was so hard for you.
So hard for me.
Hey, Walker!
Jeez, Gus, what do you want?
Our briefcase back.
All right. Look, I'm taking it to Rogers.
If it's really your case, you guys will
have no problem claiming it at the station.
What the hell was that?
All right. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
We don't want things to get out of hand, man.
Give us our case back.
Oh!
Ahhhh!
Take it, take it, take it.
Run! Baby, baby, baby.
That's what I-- that's what I saw earlier.
That's an-- - an alien.
Yeah.
Okay, but maybe, maybe, it's a good alien.
Mm, mm.
Like, maybe it's here to help us, you know? - Mm, mm.
Come on, come on, let's go!
What is it, boy? What do you see? Hey!
Dude!
Hey.
What?
Hey.
Dude.
Oh.
Oh! Ah!
Oh, that's a bad alien!
Oh, we gotta go! - That's a bad alien!
We gotta go, we gotta go!
Get in the car!
Jimmy!
Oh!
Keys! Keys! Keys! Keys! OK! OK! Yeah. We, yeah--
Ok, we got a dog.
Punch it, punch it,
punch it, punch it, punch it!
Oh, okay.
Okay, this is okay.
We can, we can figure this out!
I knew this thing was dangerous. - We can figure this out.
Oh, yeah, you knew it would do this!
Why, why, why, why
does my baby daddy have to start a bar fight
and an alien invasion all in one night?
Oh, you were there!
You went through the portal!
You're the one that picked up the whole
carrot sort of looking thingy.
Maybe that's why they're here.
Oh, so it's my fault now, huh?
No.
No, no I--
Look, I'm just saying
that it takes two to tango, that's all
Yeah, don't remind me.
I literally started this day trying to
get out of this stupid freaking town.
Okay, look, we can fix this whole alien
invasion monster mess. Yeah?
Uh-huh, and how do you expect to do that?
I don't know.
Oh, but I knew someone who might.
Nana, Nana, you awake?
Nana?
Nana!
Everly? Jimmy? Oh! Thank the lord.
What the hell's going on?
There are aliens.
From outer-space. - Yeah.
Who is this?
We have a dog, now, I guess.
Nana, did you hear what we just said?
You know, a dog is a big responsibility.
Aliens have invaded!
They're here in Blue River.
Oh, honey, aliens have been in Blue River
for the last 40 years,
according to my research.
But, these ones are serious!
They're like-- they're they're giant spider wolves
with... glowy
thingies.
Huge!
Hm.
That's new.
Okay, you have my attention.
Ah, well,
Come on.
Where is she going? - New.
Forty years since Lloyd was taken.
I've cataloged every
siting, every abduction report,
but you know all that.
Just this morning, I noticed a clear UFO,
just a few miles out over monument land.
And then another one
just a few hours ago,
right over the center of town.
Now, I can only think of a
handful of events like this
that have been clearly documented.
It's all because of some deep state
government cover-up, no doubt.
No doubt.
And every time one of
these events has happened,
it's always been tied into some large,
ridiculous cover-up story about testing,
or more often, disappearances.
James Walker evades the police.
Wait, when was this?
Other side.
Government explains strange lights.
Maybe we shouldn't go to the police.
No, Jimmy, we agreed.
I know, but look at this.
Now these spider wolves
with glowy thingies you saw,
any idea how they got here?
Oh, I know how they got here.
Jimmy opened a portal and--
Uhh, we opened a portal.
Really?
The carrot.
A portal was opened
and they came through.
I see.
Well, these things happen.
Sounds like you two
had a little oopsy daisy.
But, I'm sure you sort it all out.
I mean, when the
universe throws you a curve ball,
you still gotta swing for the fences.
Aliens.
Or worse, the government.
Oh, okay, get down, get down, get down.
Shhh, quiet boy, quiet.
That was the guy, the guy that got killed!
Maybe he's a zombie!
Zombie? This far north? It can't be!
Nana! Why don't follow me to
the back as quietly as possible.
Go back.
Jimmy.
Stay there.
Jimmy! - Just stay-
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Ah. Ohhhh.
Whoa, whoa, it's all good, dude.
Whoa. Whoa, it's all good, buddy. - Who are you?
You a zombie?
What? No, I'm not a zombie, come on.
Thank God, zombies are the worst.
But we saw you die.
Yeah, yeah, explain that.
Okay, so the dude that
you saw
totally died.
And so I decided to
take over his body.
I'm an alien, guys.
Not like that-- no, no, no.
I'm a-- I'm a good alien.
I'm just trying to
blend in.
And they've say nothing good ever happens
in this town, you know?
What do you mean something got Gus?
I mean, Gina, like a critter of
some kind gone and taken him.
Do you hear yourself?
He's dead.
So, a critter got him?
Yes.
What, like a prairie dog?
No, like a- a- a demon monkey
pit bull spider thing.
I told you not to touch the crystal.
I didn't.
Well, we did, but it w- it was fine until--
But you got it?
I did.
Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
What?
No.
Wait, I know what happened.
The cops was chasing us and this townie
Jimmy Walker had a derby car.
Shh, hold on.
Grown ups are talking.
You found it.
Apparently you lost it.
Bottom line is you don't have it,
you don't get paid,
that was the deal.
But, Gus-- Bo!
I don't have time to deal with the fact
that your good-for-nothing brother died
after a run-in with a gopher.
You keep your end of the deal and the
company will take care of you.
M'kay?
Fine.
Good choice.
Walker...
So-- - So...
Uh, go ahead.
So,
I'm Ben.
So, is Ben like you're earth name?
Uh no, it's like my name-name.
Wow.
What?
It's just that Ben is like a
really common name on this planet.
Oh, uh, it's actually a really common name
throughout the entire galaxy.
Huh-- - So, this is--
So, this is the uh, Koggrechekura
Uh, Ko-Koggre
Uh, Kumail Nanjiani
Koggrechekura
Kogg monster?
Yeah, sure.
Now we have to be careful because at
at any moment this drone is gonna send out its--
Oh! Oh!
Oh, no, you gotta get out of here.
No, no, no, no.
They're made of acid and they'll melt through anything!
They're eggs and they'll
implant in our brains!
No, no, they're spores.
Guys, they're spores.
I knew it.
What did you know?
Ben, tell her what I know.
Right.
First, we have to try to find a way to
contain all of these things any way we--
Oh oh!
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
That's interesting.
That works as well.
Just uh...
Go ahead, alien boy.
Thank you.
So, this drone is going to send out
spores with an imprint of how it died.
And if any of the others absorb them
well, then they'll become more deadly.
So, there's others out there and they'll
mutate or something?
Oh, yeah, yeah, evolve.
Yeah, it gets stronger--
Why can't we just throw water on them? - and stronger...
What?
It's from a movie.
Yeah.
Oh.
Well, this is real life.
And, no, the only way to get rid of a Kogg
is to send him back through the portal.
Oh.
Yeah.
Um, about that, we kind of--
Nice one, J-Boy.
Maybe it's not the end
of the world after all.
Oh, it's starting to look like an
old-fashioned chupacabra hunt.
So, are there more of
these, like portal stone things?
Oh, yeah.
In fact, a scientist on my
home world discovered one.
That's what they used to get over here.
What do they want?
That, actually.
Yeah, but they already have one.
Yeah, just one.
They need both to
establish a permanent bridge.
You see, your stone opens a portal from
Earth to my world, but
it's like a one-way ticket.
And these portals, they stay open for
like a few minutes or even a few seconds.
And here's a scary thought--
If you were on my world and the portal
collapsed, you're stuck.
We could have gotten
trapped on your planet?
Yeah.
That would have been awkward.
But that is exactly what we got to try
and do with the Kogg.
Yeah, like a-- like an alien cattle drive.
Yes.
Luckily, there's only three left.
And you can use your magical space wizard
powers to control them.
Exactly.
If you can learn to keep the portal open,
I can send them back.
Wait, so why does the portal
only open for a brief moment?
I guess it requires an insane amount of
focus to even open it in the first place.
I did it on my first try.
Yeah, baby.
Oh, you were operating in the universal
law of beginner's
luck, which is powerful.
And convenient.
What the...
It's game time.
Okay.
So if someone had both stones, they could
use the portals to go back and forth?
Oh, beyond just that.
They could open up vortex
in space and time and go...
Okay, guys, just one
step at a time, all right?
What do you want?
Shelly, you are in danger.
Aliens have invaded Blue River.
Next!
What? I...
Queen Freeze and a
waffle cone, extra fudge.
But, he's serious.
Thank you.
Carl!
I need you to go get more waffle cones.
We only have like two left.
And hurry up.
Apparently, there's aliens invading.
Hang on a minute.
I told you to take that out already.
Ok.
Yeah. - So...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So if you had both of the stones, then
you can actually travel back and forth between worlds,
at will.
Side note.
What are onion rings?
Delicious.
Hurry up.
Make it quick.
Do my taxes for me.
You're better at accounting.
Ugh.
Hello?
Oh yeah, momma's hungry.
Oh, that's right.
You are big with child.
Congratulations.
It's great.
Anything else?
Uh, yes, my order, please.
Ugh.
Lose the attitude.
Carl!
What just--
Hello?
It's probably just a dog.
Guys.
Earl?
Carl.
Carl?
The hunt begins.
Don't worry, Shelly. We'll take care of
this so you don't have
to worry about anything.
Earl.
Carl.
Do you think there's any
chance he might still be alive?
Ummmm...
Yeah.
Yeah, he might be fine.
Yeah.
We're all gonna end up dead, probably.
No, Ev, no. Okay? I promise.
No one
is gonna end up dead.
Yep, that's a dead body, alright.
Yeah, that's part of it. There's some...
Yep.
Well, it's a mighty good
thing you done here, ma'am.
Reportin' this and all.
I ain't a ma'am. I'm a miss.
Beggin' your pardon, miss.
Smells like septic's backed up.
Better call this in.
Right.
Yeah, Gus Leecher.
He's a middle-aged dude. - Well, what if there's bounty out on him?
Normal-looking. - I found him
Kinda ugly, though. - You wouldn't hold out on me,
would ya?
Got a bit of a dog face. - How old are you?
While that's descriptive
it's pretty mean, Taylor. - Stop me when I get there...
Just callin' a spade a spade. - 108,
109,110, 111, 112...
Johnny... 112, 113...
I'm telling you the truth.
The septic's been backed up.
I had no idea there
was a body back there.
I'm tellin' you,
we got the wrong brother.
Half-brother.
It was Jimmy, for sure.
Now, hold on a second.
You're jumpin' to conclusions.
Yeah, that's just bad policin'.
Tell me about it.
They won't even check if
there's a bounty out on him.
Actually, have you seen
Jimmy since last night?
I haven't.
Well, if you do,
tell him I'm lookin' for him.
Well, I might have some
information on where Jimmy is.
But, it comes with a price.
Elsa, zip it.
Oh, no. Go on, baby.
Babe, what are you doin'?
Look, if Jimmy's up to something, he
needs to answer for it.
Jimmy's not up to anything. I trust him.
Oh, yeah. Way too much.
How about five bucks?
A little insulting.
We're done here.
Wait, wait, wait. It's Saturday.
They're at the Froyo stand,
or if they're not there,
they're probably at Nana's.
Thanks for the tip.
The coroner should be by soon.
Let's just keep this
relatively quiet for now.
Blue River's a small town.
News travels fast around here.
Ah, we're never gonna find these things.
And I never gotta eat anything.
Wow, somebody's hangry.
It's not like you're eating for two now.
Then again, you could
always eat this thing.
What? Where did you
guys get one of these?
Uh, we just found it
when we opened the portal.
Well, how? When?
Last night.
Just pulled it out of the ground.
Okay, well, you guys have
no idea how lucky this is.
It's a carrot, right?
Well, I don't know what a carrot is.
But this is called a skundie
and we grow them in our planet,
and they expand your mind and your
perception of space and time.
Expands your mind, huh?
I mean, I should do that.
Sure, I mean, if you
want to open up a portal,
this thing could give you a better shot.
But, if you have too much, it'll totally
knock a hole in your universe, bro.
So, it's like an LSD carrot?
I'll try.
Oh.
Ah.
Wait, was that too much?
No, no, no, no, no.
That was the-- that was the exact,
perfect amount of skundie.
But, you know, you may want to
pull over and refrain from using any heavy machinery.
What?!
Right now. Just go. - Great.
Oh, I feel funny. - Uh, huh.
Yeah, I know , I know you do.
Eating space carrots, good job. - I feel funny.
Okay, Jimmy, follow me.
All right. Now, clear your mind.
Done.
Now, focus.
Think beyond yourself.
Think beyond Blue River.
Think beyond infinity.
Infinity?
Like infinity plus one.
I know what infinity means.
Focus.
Okay, nothing's happening.
Jimmy, take a deep belly breath and focus
all of your energy on your heart chakra.
Maybe not while pregnant or nursing.
Okay, something's happening.
Yeah, can you open the portal?
No, I don't know. Maybe
I'm doing something wrong.
Clear, singular intention, okay?
Ask not what the universe can do for you,
but ask what you can do
for the universe.
Yeah...
It's happening.
What's happening?
It's beautiful.
Everything's happening.
On this planet.
In this town.
Like, whoa.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
His parents are worried sick, so
is there any chance he just skipped town?
No. Like I said last night,
he was eaten.
By a monster?
Did I stutter?
No, but you did say you saw
Jimmy and Everly last night?
Yup.
Is that all you want?
How about one of them cookies, please?
Okay, total's $7 even.
Funny. Speaking of cookies, you never did
get a chance to sample
Everly's family cookies
now did you?
I suppose you never will,
now that she's knocked up.
Extra sprinkles?
So Ev's packing puppies, huh?
Yeah, and with Jimmy.
I mean, how is that even possible?
Well, Kirk, my boy.
When a man and a woman--
Oh, right, all right, all right.
I mean, why Jimmy?
That dude can't raise a baby.
Hell, he can't even raise
bread.
Why couldn't he raise bread?
You just had yeast.
Because he wouldn't know how to do that.
Why wouldn't he know that?
That's pretty basic baking.
Anyway, who hasn't
botched a pan of rolls before?
Rogers,
any word on that kid?
His parents are still here at the station.
No. Tell him to stay calm.
We confirmed he's missing, but...
Nothing to report it this time.
Maybe we should try Baker Farm.
Yeah.
Hopefully we can talk to Ev and
get this whole mess sorted.
Unless it's too soon for you.
Let's just go.
We are definitely trespassing.
Oh, don't worry about that.
Nobody works here.
Besides, this isn't
the place. I can feel it.
Careful, Jimmy.
We don't want to over do it right now.
Hey!
Hold it right there!
Come on!
Here. Oh!
Geromino!
Oh, gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
Okay.
The canyon opens up ahead!
Oh!
Ohhhh, ahhh. - Ok, yeah.
This way!
Oh, yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Oh, dang.
I'm gonna throw up.
Wait, was that...? - Yeah, keep going.
Whoa! - You okay?
Here. - Yeah, thanks.
Oh, okay.
Oh. - Ah!
Ben, do your space wizard thing.
Oh, yeah.
Where is it?
Where are you?
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
I think I can open the portal.
If you're gonna do it,
it's kinda now or never.
She's right. It's not taking the bait.
Alright. Ev, I've got an idea. - Oh, yeah?
Alright, you make a break for the
wash, and I will hold her off.
I can't! Just open the portal.
Just trust me, all right?
You can do this. Come on.
Guys, come on! Go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Come on!
Oh.
Oh my gosh. She's great. Hey, I'm your great. You are great.
Hey, Ev, you're great. You are great.
Oh, she's a keeper, man.
She's a keeper.
Oh, gosh.
Not cool.
So not cool!
What were we supposed to do?
We made a critical decision in a moment of danger.
Anything else? Anything
other than use me as bait.
Oh, we did not use you as bait.
A diversion, maybe.
Well, next time,
You can be the diversion!
I had it handled!
Like hell!
Okay, guys, maybe we should all just take
a big, deep belly breath and
focus on our heart chocolates.
It's chakras. And where were you?
I thought you were supposed to be able to
control these monsters.
Okay, cards on the table.
I may not be the best at this
whole mind hypnosis gig, okay?
Technically, I'm still in training.
What?
That's it.
No more space carrots
because you were useless!
Okay, I need it
Okay, technically, the skundie does expand
your mind, but the power to open up the portal
already exists within you, buddy.
Huh.
Nope. We're taking it to the police.
You're handing it over to them, and we're
gonna let some functioning,
rational adults handle this.
We cannot do that Ev!
If we give that to the gov--
Nope, you're right. I'm sorry.
It's too late.
I trust the government more
more than I trust you right now.
Oh, dang.
Ben!
It was Jimmy Walker
and Everly Baker
and... some other guy.
Where are they?
I don't know.
But I know how to find out.
Ah, great.
Everly.
Taylor.
Officer Kirk, man of the law.
Uh, Jimmy?
Yeah, this is Ben.
He's an alien.
An alien.
From outer space.
I'm a good alien.
Hm.
Great.
Yeah.
Is this a joke?
We all know he started
a fight with you last night,
and now he's dead.
Ok, you know what?
I can explain everything.
Well, then start talking, mister
"I didn't commit murder."
All right, you know what?
Check this out.
Nana, where is it?
Where's what?
Now, hang on, Taylor.
Okay, it was right here on the table.
Oh, that's real classic. That's coming
from a guy that brought a rattlesnake to
school in seventh
grade for show and tell.
Uh, it was sixth grade, and why'd you
have to bring that up?
Because he's still an idiot.
Hahaha. First off, thank you.
Second of all
if I had time to train it,
none of those kids would have--
Quit bickerin'.
We eat off that table!
Now, don't you go thinking
about covering this up, Burt.
I've taken pictures and videos, and if I
should disappear, I've given instructions
for them to be distributed
to the press within 48 hours.
Come on, Claire. It's me.
I have no intention of burying the truth.
Holy shit.
What the hell is that?
This is probably what happened to Gus.
They're aliens.
Yeah,
but this one is new.
It's called the Kamachameleon.
Koggrechekura
Kogg monster.
These things have been running loose all
over town, killing folks,
and maybe trying to destroy humanity as we know it.
Yeah, well, that's not gonna happen.
I mean, we-- we figured out a way to defeat 'em.
There's only two left.
Not bad for a civilian, Jimmy, but
we'll take it from here.
Jimmy,
can I, uh, see you in the other room?
Sure.
Jimmy
Believe it or not, Jimmy, this is not my
first extra-terrestrial rodeo.
You know I knew your
dad growing up, right?
Yep. That makes one of us.
Yeah.
He was a pretty wild guy.
Yeah. So wild he left
and never came back.
About that, Jimmy.
I was there the night your daddy left.
We've got a runner!
James!
Wait.
Wait!
Maybe he was in the wrong place
at the wrong time, but skipping out on you and
Johnny wasn't fair,
and I'm sorry about that.
But I want to keep Blue River safe.
Yeah.
This town is special.
When I leave this place, I'm gonna make
sure I leave it better than when I found it.
Not for me, but
for my kids and whatnot.
Maybe you should start considering a
world you want to leave for
your little one on the way.
How'd you know about that?
Alright.
Maybe he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
You just
call that the Walker family curse,
I guess.
You should have this.
You're not getting off that easy.
Mm.
Hello?
Shelly?
Hello?
Shelly?
Hold it right there!
Are y'all aliens?
And what if we are?
Elsa.
Look, of course we ain't.
Okay.
What do you want?
Ice cream.
Oh, we've got that.
Um, but our fry cook
was eaten probably by a monster.
Earl?
Carl.
Oh, Carl.
What'd the critter look like?
What do you want?
I'm looking for Jimmy.
You kidding? He doesn't work here!
Do you guys think he works here?
Hey, what's it to you?
Well, it's Saturday. So if he's not
here, he's probably at Nana's.
Elsa, baby.
Bo?
Bo!
What have you got yourself mixed up in?
None of your business.
Well, Johnny and Melanie are here.
And I done reckon there's only one
other place they could be.
You done reckon?
Do you hear yourself?
What do you mean?
I don't know what I expected
from a guy named Bo Leecher.
Well, you get the truth.
'Cause I'm a straight shooter.
That's why they call me Bo.
Wait, isn't Bo spelled B-E-A-U?
What?
Those are all the wrong letters. It's Bo.
B-O.
Like a bow and arrow.
Oh, dear, Lord.
Hey. Well,
wait a minute. Hey, wait!
Wait!
I know where they done gone!
I mean, I-- I told him everything,
and that's what he said.
Fine.
Look, I
I know that this is not ideal, but
I do. I want to see this thing through.
And yes,
I have, sometimes,
in the past, been a little reckless.
Sometimes?
In the past?
In the past.
And--
this afternoon.
Last night, too, maybe.
Look, the-- the point, the point is--
is that I know what it's like...
I know what it's like to grow up with--
a dad that you can't depend on.
And I just don't want that for our kid.
I don't either.
I'm just...
scared.
out of my mind about
this whole mom thing.
I mean, did you know that babies drink
their own pee in uterus?
Oh, I did not know that.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm glad that I do, but...
Look, I...
I want to be here to
support you through all of this.
Uterus,
pee and all.
It's disgusting.
Oh, it's so disgusting.
Hey, um...
I'm sorry...
that I almost left town.
without talking to you about it.
I get it.
I know why you did.
What?
Just, um, ok--
Shh, sh, sh, sh.
Hello, baby.
It's me.
Your dad.
I just want you to know that I will never
put you and your mama
in harm's way again.
You can't promise that.
But I can try.
Also, your mama's a super hot badass.
You should grow up just like her.
Okay, bye.
And you should follow your dreams.
And Ev, I don't--
I don't want you to have to worry about this
alien invasion mess.
Well...
Takes two to tango.
That can't be right.
Is that right?
Mm-hmm.
Two. - Two.
You seen Rogers or Nana?
Oh, I haven't seen her for a minute.
That woman.
Where's Rogers?
I thought he was with you.
Look, I think they're here.
They?
Yeah, the Kogg-zillas.
Come on, come here.
Come on.
Stay.
We should circle around the
back and meet up on the far side?
Sounds good.
We'll go left,
You guys go right.
you and Ben go right,
Everly and I go left.
Perfect.
Got that?
Yeah.
You and me, Officer Kirk.
Let's go.
Oh! Rogers, thank the lord.
Shh.
Wait!
What?
You can't just kill it.
Or you- you- you're gonna make it worse.
You gotta, like, stun it or--
This is so stupid.
Where's freakin' Ben when you need him?
Here.
Okay.
Jimmy?
I don't-- I don't know.
Uh, guys?
Are you sure you just
don't want to shoot him?
Hang on.
Jimmy!
Ahh!
Oh no, mama's coming.
Jimmy, what's happening?
I don't-- I don't know.
Maybe-- maybe the portal can't open in here.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's just the warning shot.
Look out!
Rogers, we gotta go!
We gotta go!
Go, go, go, go, get out of the way!
No! - Rogers, run!
That's how it's done!
Don't worry, Ev, I'll protect you.
Don't shoot them!
What, are you like a monster
activist now or something?
Did you find Nana? - Not yet.
Listen, dingus, every
time you kill one of them,
they shoot off spores and
it makes the others stronger.
Don't worry, Jimmy, don't you think I'm a
little bit more trained
than you are in combat scenarios?
You want a combat scenario?
I would have loved nothing more!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
De-escalate now.
You were trained to do that too.
Guys.
The Kogg.
I don't hear 'em.
Oh, hell no.
Run!
Seriously, the cornfield?
Go, go!
This isn't good.
I know.
I know, but look, we can still stop it if
I can just open the...
Everly, you okay?
Shhhh!
Idiot.
What?
No, Jimmy--
Jimmy Walker!
Critters!
Hand over the stone!
Not a chance!
Fine, then the old lady dies.
Nana!
Wait a minute, folks!
We can all come to a- a-
a reasonable solution here.
Let her go!
She's bluffing.
I can feel it.
So go ahead, sugar.
Make my day.
Nana!
You don't understand.
This is the only thing
that can stop these aliens.
Stop the aliens?
Oh, I'm not here to stop them.
I'm here to deliver them.
What?
Those are what got Gus.
Nothing gets by you.
But you said...
But--
Ah, screw this!
Ah, Gina, I knew you were
rotten from the beginning.
Bo, look out!
Because of you, my brother's dead! - Bo!
Look out!
You know, I still don't know why
you think that's my problem. - Bo!
Because of this.
Bo, behind you!
Geromino!
Walker, you have to the count of three.
And then the old lady meets her maker.
Jimmy, just give her the stone!
You don't get it, Kirk!
Jimmy, think!
Maybe Kirk's right?
We have to get Nana.
One.
Jimmy, wait!
We can't risk Nana's life!
Jimmy, come back!
Hey!
Ugly!
Ahhh!
Rogers!
Rogers no!
Come on, you son of a bitch!
Not so fast, Ben.
No!
Stop!
Don't do this!
Two!
It's already done.
Three!
Nana!
Oh.
Nana.
Nana, go!
Get away from her, you bitch!
Ev, no, no!
No!
Jimmy!
No!
No, no, no!
I have a first aid kit!
Jimmy!
No, no, no.
Okay, okay.
Jimmy?
Rogers, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.
We need you.
Come on, yeah.
Listen, now, Jimmy...
You have to listen.
Yeah, you need to stop.
Don't be like...
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know."
Wait, no, no Rogers, no, no, stay here.
No.
Don't go!
No, no, no, no, no!
Jimmy!
No!
Ah!
No!
Jimmy!
Jimmy, wait!
You!
She was an alien just like you.
I know, I know.
Explain that.
Okay, but you- you gotta be
cool right now, okay? Everything
Everything is cool.
Is it?
She's, uh...
She's...
my mom.
Yeah.
Nope!
Yeah.
You lied!
You are a
bad alien!
No, no, I'm not, okay? Look--
How do you know so much
about the kogg monsters?
How do you know so much about
all of this?
Okay, I am gonna be so
straight with you, okay?
So a lot of people on my planet, they're
pretty hell-bent on...
galactic domination, annihilating human
life, you know, stuff like that.
So the Koggs are what?
They're what?
They're-- they're-- they're just a weapon?
Your people's weapon?
Well, we engineered them, and she can
control them with her mind.
I've heard enough!
Jimmy, that's not me!
She's your mom!
It's your family!
I know, I know!
And that's why I came here.
To stop 'em,
alright?
Oh!
I'm sorry, I'm just
I'm having a really hard time
believing you right now.
Jimmy!
Jimmy, wait!
Did you bring a blanket?
Mm, hmm.
You brought a blanket...
Ev, no! No!
Wait, where are you going?
We've got a runner!
Do you even know what
it takes to raise a kid?
Yeah, little bibs and tiny socks.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Dammit, Jimmy!
She's a keeper, man.
She's a keeper.
I'll be back soon, okay?
Promise.
Hey!
Somebody...
Somebody out there?
James!
Wait!
Hello?
Dad?
Jimmy?
What the f-
Where are we?
Beyond.
Woah.
Yeah.
Like, woah.
Is this...
Real?
Yeah.
I don't have all the answers, but...
Hey, Jimmy.
Things got a little crazy back on Earth.
I stole some stuff and I was on the run,
but I had a chance to
go into the beyond
into Alien Country.
So I left Earth behind.
You left me.
I know.
And Johnny.
I know.
But look at this.
This is the secret of the universe.
There's a whole galaxy out there.
If you're ready.
I have a girlfriend.
Not a big deal.
And a kid on the way.
Okay.
That's a risk.
But maybe...
in time he'll understand.
No.
No?
I have to stop 'em.
Stop who?
The alien in-invasion.
Look, my girlfriend,
she went through a portal
and I don't know if she's
alive and there's this crazy
alien lady that wants
to destroy everything!
Alien lady?
Yeah.
Yeah, she's some dude's mom.
He speaks really good English though.
Hey Jim, you uh,
You tripping out right now?
Hey!
You hitchhiking?
No.
Oh, really?
'Cause it kinda looks like you're hitchhiking.
Okay.
Where to?
The epicenter of the energy vortex
where space and time collide.
Tight.
Yeah.
Let's stop by the bar first.
Hey man,
are we cool?
Yeah.
Good.
I think I saw my dad.
What?
Yeah,
skundies.
They're a trip, huh?
Jimmy,
if you are not enough
without the skundie,
you're never gonna be enough
with the skundie.
Okay.
Mm-kay.
Are you sure Ev's alive?
Yes.
How do you even know that?
I just know.
Guys, I think it goes
without saying, I'm sorry.
No.
Feel free to say it.
Alright.
I'm sorry.
I acted like an idiot.
And?
And I was irresponsible.
I should have listened to you guys.
And I messed up.
And now, Everly's...
and Rogers--
Alright, before you go
get all emotional about it,
I also realized that it wasn't
entirely
all your fault.
Yeah, that's fine.
But, before we go to war with you,
we need to get a couple things straight.
Mmhmm.
Babe.
We need to know that
you're not gonna go rogue on us,
and that we're gonna be able to work
together on this as a team.
Alright.
And, don't be a big baby about it.
Okay.
So what's the deal with
the crazy alien lady then?
Okay, guys,
full transparency.
She's got a stone on her planet, and
she's planning on sending
a crap load of Koggs over here to get the
stone that Jimmy's got.
Alright, the carrot maker thingy.
Yeah, more or less.
The point is, if she
merges the stones together,
she can go back and forth
between worlds at her leisure...
and basically destroy
everything on the planet.
Yeah.
Uh, side note, uh,
she's my mom.
Wait, I'm sorry, what?
She's your mom?
Yeah, I should have led with that first.
I am--
I'm sorry.
Okay, it's a thing.
We've been over it.
Let's move on.
Okay, so what is the plan?
We strike first.
Yes, we open the portal, we cross over,
and we get the stone from her.
Ideally, before Blue River is overrun by
monsters and earth is destroyed.
It'll be fine.
Right, but the moment we open the
Einstein-Rosen Bridge,
won't you just send more critters here?
Yes, which is why we need to strike from
a defensive position.
Ben and I will cross
over and save Everly.
We'll figure out a way to stop his mom
from merging the stones
while you guys stay here,
and you hold off El Cucaracha.
Koggrechekura
Just call them the Kogg monsters.
I like that. - Way easier.
Nice.
And how do we hold them off?
Blue River style.
Looks like she's got one more
battle left in her after all.
Let's kick some-- - She sure does--
Uh Oh, I'm sorry.
- No you-- - Oh
You go.
Yeah.
Let's kick some alien ass.
Oh, well,
the bad aliens.
Oh, for sure.
Not the good ones. - No, for sure.
No, I got you. I got you.
The bad aliens.
Let's kick them.
Exactly.
I'm down.
Yes.
Yeah.
Going down.
All right, so--
Let's kill 'em. - Great.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Right this way. - Yeah, yeah.
The door's over here.
Yeah, it's fine.
I'll jump in the back.
You can't-- we welded that side shut.
Ev, no!
No!
Nana, go!
Hello?
Perfect.
Sure.
You wanna sing in
Talent Searchlight USA?
You can do it, Ev,
the universe is on your side.
And now...
you're on the other side
of the universe.
Just
communicate with Jimmy.
He loves you.
Then why isn't he stuck in a cave with
a bunch of creepy glowy,
glowy,
creepy thingies.
Well?
Officer Kirk,
man of the law.
Glad you made it.
Yeah, I sure did.
So, what's this I hear about a standoff?
Hey, you didn't tell me we could put
antlers and stuff on it.
Oh, girl, you looked fine.
I'm glad you made it too.
Carl was a half decent fry cook.
Around here that's worth killing for.
Intense.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay, guys, the moment the portal opens,
she's gonna send a bunch of Kogg through.
Let's do this!
Here they come!
It's game time!
Bring it on, mom.
Go! Whoo! Three o'clock! Three o'clock!
Yeah, baby!
Whoo!
Come on and dance, you alien scum!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
That one right there! Give that one!
Oh, I got this!
Yahhhawwww!
Jimmy, that way, that
way, that way, that way!
Jimmy, come on, get him! - Uhhh.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
I'm gonna hit him, I'm gonna
hit him, I'm gonna hit him. Oh!
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, I ran over that guy.
That was awesome.
Oh good.
Whoo!
This is the greatest day of my life!
12, 13, nope, 12.
Let's go, whoo!
Whoo!
Right there, right there, right there!
No, no, no, on your left, over there!
Hey, hey, you gotta clear a path!
Jimmy! Get to the portal!
All right, he's just---
Oh, shit.
All right, I'm gonna start shaking.
Oh!
Ah!
Okay, okay.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I
got it, I got it, I got
it, I got it, I got it,
I got it, I got it.
Whoa!
I don't got it, I don't got it, I don't
got it, I don't got it.
Ah!
I got it, I got it!
Okay.
Ah!
Ah! I didn't get it.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Oh!
There's my opening.
Whoa!
Oh!
Go get her, bro!
Man of the law!
It's a Koggzilla!
Uhhh...
The portal is closing!
Jimmy, go, go, go!
Punch it, Jimmy, punch it!
He's not gonna make it!
They're not gonna make it.
They're not gonna make it!
Nope.
Oh, we're not gonna make it!
Ten bucks he makes it.
For 'merica.
Stay back!
Oh!
Ha! Oh! Ahh!
Ha!
Ahh!
Whoo!
Yeah!
Whoo!
Ah, son of a--
Oh, baby!
Godspeed, brother.
The rest is up to Jimmy now.
Very resourceful.
Jimmy?
Jimmy!
Oh, my God.
Oh!
Are you okay? Yeah?
Oh, yeah, how's the baby? Good?
Um,
fine, I guess.
I mean, it's only been a couple weeks. - Good point.
That's a good point.
How-how did you get here?
The portal.
This Kogg almost came though
but we held him off.
Not for long, Walker!
Ah, ah.
As long as I have the st--
Oh, she's gone.
Jeez.
Okay, fine.
Let's skip the foreplay.
Get right to the part
where I invade your planet.
You're making a big mistake!
Oh, am I? How's that?
Alora!
Alora.
James?
I thought her name was Gina?
Maybe that's like her Earth name.
And Alora's like her name-name.
What are you doing here?
Alora, you have to stop.
It's too late for that.
I may have thrown away any chance to make
Earth a better place,
but these kids are better than me.
That doesn't change what you did.
You think your own son is
fighting for my home planet.
Doesn't that mean anything to you?
Says the model father.
Wait!
Stop!
We will never give you the stone!
Then I'll take it when you're dead!
We fought off your monsters
before, we'll do it again!
Yeah, but for how long?
Jimmy, she's right.
I was underground and I saw hundreds,
maybe thousands of them.
All right, you get to the portal.
Jimmy, we have to get that stone.
I'll handle it.
That portal could collapse any second.
Yeah, and you'll get stuck here.
Doesn't matter.
You get our baby back to Earth.
And I'll get the other stone.
All right, it takes two to tango.
Alufa!
I will give you one last chance.
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey!
Everly!
Oh my gosh, you're alive!
Lady with a baby coming through!
She's not even showing.
Stone!
Stone, I need the stone!
What the--
Jimmy!
Catch!
Stone, I need the stone! Stone, stone, stone, stone!
I love you.
Everly?
Jimmy, you look like you just opened a
vortex beyond space and time.
Yeah, maybe.
Tight.
You all right?
Yeah, we did it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
We really did it.
Nana! - You're alive!
Hey!
What did I tell you about leaving town
without telling your friends?
Sorry, Mel.
What a night.
Okay, that's fair.
A lot has changed around
here in the past few years.
Is that--
Johnny, there's somebody you should meet.
I've been waiting a
long time to see you boys.
Battle position!
Everly!
Oh!
For 'merica.
You-- you okay?
You all right?
Jimmy I thought you said
getting in a derby car with a baby
was a recipe for disaster?
I wasn't about to let you skip out
on raising your kid that easily.
Oh, yeah.
I would not miss out on poopy diapers
atr 4 am for the world.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Or the entire galaxy, evidently.
I'm so proud of you boys.
So where have you been?
About as far away from
here as you can imagine.
What took you so long?
I wanted to get here earlier,
but over time I had other responsibilities.
Like what?
Your half-brother.
Johnny's been here the whole time.
Oh, no.
Your other half-brother.
Ben.
Ew!
What?
Seriously?
Okay, really didn't see that coming.
No, that all makes sense now.
Does it, though?
The family's all back together again, guys.
Now look, I know
I wasn't the
best father figure.
Well, I guess you
could be a decent grandpa.
Yeah... there's a lot going on around here.
Nah.
Nothin' ever really happens in this town.
You may now kiss the bride.
Whoo!
After tonight, I'm
really going to miss you guys.
Hey, when do you have to be back there
for all the competition stuff?
Well, I'm not supposed to say, but...
Someone might be in the finals.
I am not surprised.
But don't worry, we'll be
coming back to Blue River soon.
Oh, you bet your booty you're gonna,
'cause your little one
needs to meet their aunt and uncle.
And cousin.
Well, we need to make sure that you guys
are keeping this place safe for future
generations of little monsters.
Everly Jane... Walker.
Congratulations, you two.
Evenin', Taylor.
I believe he is Sheriff Kirk to us now.
Man of the law.
Oh, shh! Everybody! Everly is on TV.
Everyone, it's on, it's on!
Hi, I'm Everly Baker. I'm from a small
town called Blue River.
I found out I was pregnant, and then my
town got invaded by
aliens, so I left town.
I mean, but we saved the
town from the aliens, but...
After I saved the town from the aliens, I
still wanted to be a singer, and that's
why I'm so excited to be
here on Talent Searchlight USA.
I mean, after fighting aliens pregnant,
I figured I can do anything, so...
If I'm gonna be a singer,
it's now or never.
I wanna say "Hi" to Nana and everyone back home.
Hi, Nana!
Tune in this Thursday to watch
watch Everly live on Talent Searchlight USA.
Blue River's own Everly Walker!
Everyone!
Zombies! We're being invaded!
Zombies this far north?
Ah, figures.
Babe, we might be late.
Oh, horseshit!
Okay, you guys get out of here, we'll cover you.
Don't worry. We got this.
Is this your plan?
No, but I wish it was.
Gosh, I love you.
I love you too.
Let's do this.
Yeah. - Let's go!
Go, go, go, go, go! Johnny, you got us?
Go!
Go, baby, go, baby, baby, baby!
Bye, guys! Have fun!
Yeah!
Party time!
來吧，靠邊停車！
好啊。你想轟轟烈烈嗎？
讓我們隆隆作響。
出城衹有一條路，夥計！
該死，那太酷了。
結束了，詹姆斯！
思考！
別緊張！
想想你的——嘿！嘿！
把你的手放在我看得到的地方！ 雙手！
別緊張！
啊？
什麼——？
呃，先生？
哦，該死！
我們有一個跑步者！
詹姆斯！
等下！
你搭便車嗎？
沒有。
眞的嗎？因為它有點
看起來你在搭便車。
不知道該告訴你什麼。
是的。
艾芙，你在哪裡——
好吧，我的車又壞了，吉米。
是的。
你說兩週前修好的那輛車？
呃，我兩週前就修好了，她
像冠軍一樣奔跑。
你知道什麼是冠軍嗎？
好的。好的。
嘿，你知道嗎？就像其他事情一樣，
她衹需要一點細心照顧。
別擔心，親愛的，我找到你了。
噢，你抓到我了嗎？
嗯，那很好。因為我遲到了。
不，不，不，不，不。嘿嘿，沒事的。
我可以解決它，你知道，至少在這之前
今晚，市集。
遊樂場...
你忘記了嗎？
不，我沒有忘記。
我腦子裡衹是有別的事情。
吉米，我遲到了。
你要去哪裡？
顯然無處可去。我的生活還在繼續
無處。我的車哪裡也去不了，而我
會永遠被困在藍河裡。
哇！哇！
哇...卡在這裡？
我想今晚我們——撐住。
我以為你喜歡這個小鎮
你能修復它嗎？
是的，當然。
好的。因為就像我說的，我遲到了。
什麼 -
好吧，我該怎麼辦
知道她想要什麼？
現在就試試看。
想要了解一個女人，你
必須像女人一樣思考。
你是怎麼做到的？
你不能。
女性有能力經歷
多種情緒同時發生。
好吧，我幾天前就這麼做了。
我既生氣又餓。
不，那太餓了，從技術上來說這是
一種情感。就是這樣
我是說。這是不可能的。
聽著，我衹是──我需要想辦法
我可以向伊芙展示她所認識的那個人
無意間選擇了
她的寶貝爸爸是贏家。
我們還在談論你嗎？
好吧，你知道嗎？不是你說的那樣
這就是你說的。
這是什麼？
我不知道。
嗯，看起來有些
某種音樂比賽。
你以為這就是她生氣的原因嗎？
她錯過了嗎？
我不認為是這樣。
距離還剩三天。
那麼還有時間。
好的。
我知道上次我
駕駛起來不太順利。
這是一個非常輕描淡寫的說法。
是的。但如果我開車並且贏了
我可以向伊芙證明我沒有犯錯。
不，我不能。梅爾讓我眞的很開心
緊緊地束縛著你，老兄。
來吧，再來一張。
不。
拜託。
用眼睛停下來。你是——
如果梅爾問起，那是我的主意。
這是你的主意。
從一開始。
這也是一件好事。
你現在應該嘗試一下。
你什麼也沒做。
我還什麼都沒做。
是的，確實如此。
好吧，請原諒我是第一個
歷史上的人物
試著離開這個小鎮。
但你沒有告訴你的人就離開了小鎮
最好的朋友和你的奶奶。
我知道。對不起，梅爾。我衹是——
很多人離開這個小鎮。
有的甚至違背自己的意願。
哦，娜娜。我不認為她在說話
關於被綁架。
我知道。從來沒有人談論過它。
讓我們面對現實吧。我永遠不會成為
能夠做我想做的事。
親愛的，你絕對可以。
如果你想唱歌，宇宙就會
站在你這邊，但你必須溝通
給你的寶貝爸爸。
還記得你在第八場逃跑的時候嗎
年級，我花了兩年
天找你了嗎？
是的，我在狩獵卓柏卡布拉。
和吉米.
現在，如果我知道這就是你想做的事
你會得到我的全力支持。
你衹需要告訴我這件事。
今晚的大呼小叫之後怎麼樣
你唱一對
貿易站的歌曲，
你知道，喝幾杯啤酒——
或水和產前維生素。
還有玉米片。
玉米片。
來一些熱翅膀怎麼樣
也許還有醃製的東西？
好吧，一步一步來。我想說的是，
別再給它太大壓力了
好的？你有充足的時間。
是啊。
因為從來沒有什麼
發生在這個小鎮。
嘿，格斯。指針
事情實際上是在移動的。
最後。
什麼是——
嘿。
也許這不是一個好主意。
啊，閉嘴。
中獎了。
呵呵，什麼啊！
呃……[喘氣]啊！
什麼是——
格斯？
博？
外面到底發生了什麼事？
錢幣！
快點！
衹需將其固定在那裡即可。
你像蝙蝠一樣開車在做什麼
從舊紀念碑之地走出地獄？
什麼，這違法嗎？
超速？
是的。
你們兩個又哪一個是聰明的呢？
我。 - 我是。
嗯嗯。
你知道，我已經聽到很多
過去四、五個月內發生搶劫的報道。
搶劫？
是的。
我想這是一個
你熟悉的術語。
人們走向神聖的歷史
網站和拿東西。
本質上是盜墓。
我們什麼都不是。
嗯嗯。
那麼，你們中的哪一個
兩個人賺更多錢？
我。 - 我願意。
好的。
孩子們，不用擔心門票問題。
哦，來吧。
這不是世界末日。
女士們，先生們，
我們準備好來一場小型拆除德比了嗎！
好吧，夥計們。
讓我們聽聽美國的聲音。
嘿。
哦，嘿。
強尼，你在這裡做什麼？
哦，好吧，約翰尼認為這會是
讓吉米代替開車是個好主意。
那麼，吉米甚麼時候會熱起來呢？
他在追趕農用卡車。
好吧，夥計們。
我們的陣容相當
得到了下一個熱度。
我們有卡爾傑克森。
你看過他通常煮一籃子菜
Frost Hop 的薯條。
我來找你了！
我不愛你，不。
我來找你了！
我為什麼要愛你？
你是個儍瓜。
下一個是泰勒•柯克。
那輛車經歷過一些戰鬥。
去找他吧，泰勒。
在數字八中，
接替他同父異母的弟弟強尼。
這是吉米•沃克！
好吧，孩子們。
你知道該怎麼做。
先生們，啟動你們的引擎！
快點！
這麼熱我會賠錢的。
寶貝，媽媽做了什麼
告訴你關於賭博的事嗎？
除非您知道，否則切勿下註
其他人沒有的東西。
嗯。那是我的女孩！
哦哦！ - 是的！
火熱來襲！
哦！哈哈！
你就待在那裡，孩子！
來吧，來吧，來吧！
快點！
該死的！
快點！
在你身後！
哦，來吧！
哇哦！
那是什麼？
多麼受歡迎。
哦，來吧！
不。 去！
哈哈哈。 - 呵呵。
好吧，讓她閉嘴，孩子們。
我們著火了。
哦，不。這可不好啊！
好吧，夥計們。
我們會為了我們的消防員放棄它
衝進去拯救世界。
哇！
看來火已經滅了
也是如此
吉米沃克！
吉米•沃克，你出局了。
呵呵。
啊，該死。
嘿，開車眞好。
謝謝。
不是你。
那麼，她又要跑嗎？
是的。
是的，她還有一場戰鬥。
嗯，她更好了。
好吧，我們就讓你自己解決吧，因為
我們需要談談。
哦哦。
嘿。
嗯，
所以，強尼發現了這個…
在車裡。
是的。
好吧，我想這是個愚蠢的想法。
你在說什麼？
這是個好主意。
然而，一旦我鼓起勇氣出發
我的車又壞了。
如果這不是來自宇宙的徵兆
我不知道是什麼。
好吧，無論宇宙與否，
你要去參加那場比賽。
你需要有一個
觀眾為你歡呼。
即使你臉朝下跌倒—— - 什麼？
會很棒的。
我知道這。
我的意思是，那太好了。
是的。
不是落在我臉上的部份。
不。
那是什麼？
哦，是的，我不知道。
我剛在
德比車的後面。
你剛找到了。
呃，別這樣看著我。
是的，我找到了。
想看裡面有什麼嗎？
我的意思是…是的… 是的，我們要完全打開這個。
哇哦。
是這樣的，等下，吉米。
當心。
吉米，看這個。
哇，Ev，你確定你想-
看起來像胡蘿蔔，有點像。
什麼？
我們該走了。
哦。
哇！
哦哦哦！
整個標誌是什麼？
來自宇宙的談話，對吧？
吉米，我看到了一些東西。
我知道，我知道。
這是最
我見過的不可思議的事。
什麼？
不行，我們得去找警察。
等下，什麼？
不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不。
我們最後的人
想去的是政府。
這東西可能値幾百萬。
什麼？
我不需要幾百萬，我衹需要
我需要修車。
是的，當然，我知道，但就像
想想可能性。
確實，這東西可能很危險。
這東西看起來很危險嗎？
我的意思是，來吧。
我需要撫養孩子嗎
你帶響尾蛇來學校嗎？
好吧，每個人都喜歡提起這個。
好吧，那是六年級，我
還是說如果我有時間去訓練它，
這些孩子都沒有—— 吉米，吉米！停止。
好吧，好吧，好吧，好吧。
這是一個更大的問題嗎？
我甚至沒有表現出來。
不，不是更大，更大。
不，我們可以解決嗎
子宮裡的大象？
你現在不敢對我開玩笑。
對我來說已經幾乎不可能了
努力當歌手，生孩子，
現在，不管這東西是什麼！
紅鑽開採？
什麼？
你知道嗎，如果你想唱歌，
你會唱歌...
今晚。
哦，艾弗利！
你就在那裡。
今晚你還在唱歌，對嗎？
是的，但在那之前，你們有看過嗎？
人們來鎮上為紅鑽石礦業工作嗎？
老鈾礦？
是的。
不，是一對從城裡出來一無是處的夫婦——
你知道我的還沒有
連續十年獲利， -哦寶貝--
十年來，他們不斷遊說
紀念碑土地上的新地點。 - 沒有人在乎，沒有人在乎。
沒有人願意談論它。
埃弗莉•簡，
這個美好的夜晚你過得怎麼樣？
晚上好，泰勒。
現在是柯克警官。
他其實是個衣冠楚楚的人。
我想你的意思是，法律人。
抱歉，是這樣的。
你是警察，而不是去教堂的人。
我還要一份。
嗯，那不是眞的。
所以你不是警察。
不，我是副警長。
吉米.
對此我很抱歉
那裡的損失，金博。
當我看到那個開口時，我衹是
必須去找你的那輛 POS 車。
說到空缺，你確實知道
你的蒼蠅掉下來了，對嗎？
它不是。
你確定嗎？
哦，我確定。
有多確定？
K，我現在要去唱歌了。
柯克，我可以給你一杯啤酒嗎？
是的，去喝杯啤酒吧。
不。
吉米，這是什麼？
這輛法拉利衹使用優質燃油。
你知道的。
你現在在忙什麼？
讓我告訴你。
過來，過來，過來。
你在幹什麼？
噓，噓，噓，噓，噓。
檢查一下。
那麽，
那是不同的。
是的，還有你能做的最瘋狂的事情
想像一下發生在市集上的事情。
你從哪裡得到的？
它剛出現在
我的德比賽車的後部。
你是說，我的德比車。
好吧，別這樣做。
等下，好吧，它剛出現？
它出現了。
是的。
當我觸摸它時，一個光球，
就像 UFO 的事情，它讓...
這。
是啊，我無言了。
有趣的。
沒關係。
不。
讓我看一下。
寶貝，你又給了他力量。
那麼，這是胡蘿蔔機嗎？
難道是這樣——
當心。
艾弗利知道這件事嗎？
是的，事情發生時她就在場。
具體是什麼時候發生的？
當我
可能有
打開了通往另一個星球的門戶。
哇。
嗯。
好的 - 所以，你所說的是，
你現在有超能力了？
是的。
呃。
是的，也許吧。 不。
著名的。 艾莎，熊寶寶
你知道愛的規則。 K，你能回去嗎？ 並觀看剩下的節目？
愛你。
謝謝。
抱歉，你必須聽到這個。
你在幹什麼？
我不知道，夥計們，也許——
也許她是對的。
也許我現在確實擁有超能力了。
你有一根胡蘿蔔，所以這是一個開始。
好的。
晚上好，夥計們，這是原創的。
吉米，這是某人的。
紅鑽石開採。
我以為你說
該礦已關閉。
哦，太好了。
是的，礦井已經關閉了。
他們留下了幾個人
那裡做防損工作。
這是一個經典的採礦動作。
他們出現了，他們僱用了一群
人們，然後他們讓他們
走吧，他們毀了這個地方。
寶貝，我喜歡你對環境的熱愛。
我們得走了。
不，嫑放下它。
把它帶出這裡。
我不能-
我永遠不會回去
當我感到如此破碎時。
拍了一張照片
記住那一刻。
我正在尋找我的突破——
我發現的衹是崩潰。
需要什麼才能讓你
収拾好你的夢想，離開這個小鎮。
要么現在，要么永遠，無論如何，
我奮力前行，又踢又喊。
要么現在，要么永遠，無論如何，
把它放在一起，永遠嫑懷疑。
如果你是我的那個人
我尖叫和夢想的那個。
要嘛現在，要嘛永遠，無論如何…
我們衹是
必須出去。
嘿，沃克男孩在哪裡？
這到底是什麽啊？
我不知道。
哦，格斯，有什麼問題嗎？
別跟我裝儍。
你接了我們的案子。
好吧，Bo，我不是律師，但是
無論你做了什麼，我都懷疑
任何人都會接受你的案子。
嘿，這不是——
住口！
嘿，來吧，我們在這裡玩！
貝貝- - 寶貝，不行。
留下它。
啊啊！
哦，該死。
好的。嘿嘿！
傑羅米諾！
啊!
嘿！站起來，公民。
你說的是「geronimo」嗎？
是的。
這是“傑羅尼莫”。
我就是這麼說的。
不，不，你沒有。 - 大家！
外星人！
我們正在被入侵！
等下，你要去哪裡？
我很快就會回來，好嗎？
多久？
可能不會在天黑之前。
明天我們可以玩接球遊戲嗎？
眞的嗎？
當然。
我保證。
吉米？
羅傑斯。
站起來。
是的。
為什麼是利徹
兄弟找你嗎？
我不知道。
所以你是說你在
錯誤的時間錯誤的地點？
吉米，
你太聰明了。
嗯。
我不想看到你混在一起
與格斯和博•利徹。
我不是。
但是，你剛是。
吉米，
你們都可以開始承擔一些嚴肅的責任。
你最終會成為像你爸爸一樣的人。
吉米！
哦，
你沒事吧。
多麼令人欣慰啊！
嗯。
嗯，事實並非如此。
強尼！
我看能否找到那些
利徹男孩們。
如果你想起訴...
哦，這不値得。
但他們被禁止了
一生一世，這一次是眞的。
哦，謝謝柯克警官，謝謝你的毆打
對他們來說是活生生的焦油。
是的。
那是什麼？
衹是維持和平而已。
好吧，柯克警官。
眞是一場聚會啊。
祝大家有個美好的夜晚。
晚安。
感謝您的服務。
你就在那裡。
嘿。
寶貝，有一些好消息要告訴你。
艾爾莎住在一家
今晚去朋友家嗎？
男子組的沖水器
浴室又壞了。
化糞池。
眞的，這是下一個最好的事情。
去拿吧。
謝謝。我很高興你是
站在那裡，吉米。
我的意思是，我可以幫你解決這個問題，強尼。
為什麼不去幫助艾佛莉呢？
Ev，我不知道這些近交系
鄉下人甚至會出現。
我們走吧。
今晚你聽起來很美。
吉米，你知道嗎
養育一個孩子需要什麼？
是的。
小圍兜和小襪子。
然後？
還有……換尿布。
是的。
有時凌晨四點
是的。等下，什麼？凌晨四點
他們為什麼不睡覺？
是的。我的觀點完全正確。
埃夫，看，堅持住。
不。
什麼？
沒有交易，吉米。
你的生活是一場可怕的拆除德比
就像你希望我跳一樣
帶著嬰兒在車上。
好吧，這不是我想要的。
但是，這聽起來很棒。
不，這聽起來像是一場災難。
是的，不，你是對的。你說得對。
你說得對。你是...
那是什麼？
你說得對。
好的？
我說得對嗎？
呵呵。
我會
把這個案子交給羅傑斯。
眞的嗎？
天哪，幸好你很可愛。
那對你來說太難了。
對我來說太難了。
嘿，沃克！
天哪，格斯，你想要什麼？
我們的公事包回來了。
好的。聽著，我要把它帶給羅傑斯。
如果這確實是你的情況，你們會的
在車站領取沒有問題。
那到底是什麼？
好的。嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿。
我們不想讓事情失控，夥計。
把我們的案子還給我們。
哦！
啊啊啊！
拿走，拿走，拿走。
跑步！ 寶貝，寶貝，寶貝。
這就是我——這就是我之前看到的。
那是一個—— - 一個外星人。
是的。
好吧，但也許，也許，這是一個好外星人。
嗯，嗯。
就像，也許它是來幫助我們的，你知道嗎？ - 嗯，嗯。
來吧，來吧，我們走吧！
這是什麼，男孩？你看到了什麼？ 嘿！
老兄！
嘿。
什麼？
嘿。
夥計。
哦。
哦！ 啊!
哦，這眞是個壞外星人！
哦，我們得走了！ - 那是個壞外星人！
我們得走了，我們得走了！
上車吧！
吉米！
哦！
鑰匙！鑰匙！鑰匙！鑰匙！ 好的！好的！是的。我們，是的——
好吧，我們有一隻狗。
打吧，打吧，
打它，打它，打它！
哦好的。
好吧，這沒關係。
我們可以，我們可以解決這個問題！
我知道這件事很危險。 - 我們可以解決這個問題。
哦，是的，你知道它會這樣做！
為什麼，為什麼，為什麼，為什麼
我的寶貝爸爸必須開始一場酒吧鬥毆嗎
外星人一夜之間入侵？
哦，你在那裡！
你已經通過門戶了！
你是那個撿起全部的人
胡蘿蔔有點像東西。
也許這就是他們來這裡的原因。
哦，所以現在都是我的錯了，是嗎？
不。
不，不，我——
你看，我衹是說
探戈需要兩個人，僅此而已
是啊，別提醒我。
我從這一天開始就試圖
離開這個愚蠢又該死的小鎮。
好吧，看，我們可以修復整個外星人
入侵怪物混亂。 是的？
嗯嗯，你希望如何做到這一點？
我不知道。
哦，但我知道有人可能會。
娜娜，娜娜，你醒了嗎？
娜娜？
娜娜！
埃弗利？吉米？ 哦！感謝主。
到底是怎麼回事？
有外星人。
來自外太空。 - 是的。
這是誰？
我想我們現在有一隻狗了。
娜娜，你聽到我們剛才說的話了嗎？
你知道，養狗是一項重大責任。
外星人入侵了！
他們在藍河這裡。
噢，親愛的，外星人已經到過藍河了
過去卌年裡，
根據我的研究。
但是，這些都是嚴肅的！
他們就像──他們是巨大的蜘蛛狼
與...發光
東西。
非常大！
嗯。
這是新的。
好吧，你引起了我的註意。
啊，好吧，
快點。
她要去哪裡？ - 新的。
勞埃德被帶走已有卌年了。
我已經對每一個都進行了分類
地點、每份綁架報告、
但你知道這一切。
就在今天早上，我註意到一個清晰的UFO，
距紀念碑地僅數英里。
然後是另一個
就在幾個小時前，
就在鎮中心的上方。
現在我衹能想到一個
像這樣的事件屈指可數
已被明確記錄。
這都是因為某種深層狀態
政府的掩蓋，毫無疑問。
無疑。
並且每次其中之一
這些事件已經發生，
它總是與一些大的、
關於測試的可笑的掩蓋故事，
或者更常見的是失蹤。
詹姆斯沃克躲避警察。
等下，這是什麼時候的事？
對方。
政府解釋了奇怪的燈光。
也許我們不該去找警察。
不，吉米，我們同意了。
我知道，但是看這個。
現在這些蜘蛛狼
和你所看到的發光的東西，
知道他們是怎麼到這裡的嗎？
哦，我知道他們是怎麼來的。
吉米打開了一個傳送門然後——
呃，我們打開了一個門戶。
眞的嗎？
紅蘿蔔.
門戶被打開
他們成功了。
我懂了。
好吧，這些事情發生了。
聽起來像你們兩個
有一點雛菊。
但是，我相信你已經把一切都解決了。
我的意思是，當
宇宙丟給你一個曲線球，
你還是得衝向柵欄。
外星人。
或者更糟的是，政府。
哦，好吧，快下來，快下來，快下來。
噓，安靜的男孩，安靜。
就是那個傢夥，那個被殺的傢夥！
也許他是殭屍！
殭屍？這麼遠的北邊？不可能！
娜娜！為什麼不跟著我去
盡可能安靜地後退。
回去。
吉米.
留在那裡。
吉米！ - 留下來-
是啊是啊。
是的。
啊。哦哦。
哇，哇，一切都很好，夥計。
哇哦。哇，一切都很好，夥計。 - 你是誰？
你是殭屍嗎？
什麼？不，我不是殭屍，來吧。
感謝上帝，殭屍是最糟糕的。
但我們看到你死了。
是啊是啊，解釋一下。
好吧，那傢夥
你看到了
徹底死了。
所以我決定
接管他的身體。
我是外星人，夥計們。
不是那樣的—— 不，不，不。
我是——我是一個好外星人。
我衹是想
融入。
他們說沒有什麼好事發生
在這個小鎮，你知道嗎？
你說有東西抓住了格斯是什麼意思？
我是說，吉娜，就像一隻小動物
某種東西帶走了他。
你聽到自己的聲音了嗎？
他死了。
那麼，是一個小動物抓住他了嗎？
是的。
什麼，像草原土撥鼠？
不，就像a-a-一隻惡魔猴子
比特鬥牛蜘蛛的事。
我告訴過你嫑碰水晶。
我沒有。
好吧，我們做到了，但是一切都很好，直到——
但你明白了嗎？
我做到了。
噢，可愛的寶貝耶穌。
什麼？
不。
等下，我知道發生了什麼事。
警察正在追我們，還有這個鎮民
吉米•沃克有一輛德比賽車。
噓，等一下。
大人們都在說話。
你找到了。
顯然你把它弄丟了。
底線是你沒有它，
你沒有得到報酬，
事情就是這樣。
但是，格斯—— 博！
我沒有時間面對這個事實
你那個沒出息的弟弟死了
與地鼠發生衝突後。
你保留了交易的結束和
公司會照顧你的。
麥凱？
好的。
不錯的選擇。
沃克...
所以 - - 所以...
呃，繼續吧。
所以，
我是本。
那麼，Ben 和你的地球名字一樣嗎？
呃不，這就像我的名字。
哇。
什麼？
衹是 Ben 就像一個
這個星球上非常常見的名字。
哦，呃，這其實是一個很常見的名字
遍佈整個銀河系。
呃—— - 那麼，這是--
所以，這就是呃，Koggrechekura
呃，科-科格雷
呃，庫梅爾•南賈尼
科格雷切庫拉
科格怪物？
是的，當然。
現在我們必須小心，因為在
這架無人機隨時都會發出——
哦！哦！
哦，不，你必須離開這裡。
不，不，不，不。
它們是由酸製成的，它們會融化任何東西！
它們是蛋，它們會
植入我們的大腦！
不，不，它們是孢子。
夥計們，他們是孢子。
我就知道。
你知道什麼？
本，告訴她我所知道的。
正確。
首先，我們必須嘗試找到一種方法
無論如何我們都包含所有這些東西——
哦哦！
哦。
哦，是的。
那很有意思。
這也有效。
衹是呃...
來吧，外星人男孩。
謝謝。
所以，這架無人機將會發射
孢子上有它如何死亡的印記。
如果其他人吸収了它們
好吧，那麼他們就會變得更加致命。
所以，還有其他人在那裡，他們會
變異什麼的？
啊啊啊啊，進化了
是的，它變得更強了——
為什麼我們不能直接往他們身上潑水呢？ -並且更強...
什麼？
這是電影裡的。
是的。
哦。
嗯，這就是現實生活。
而且，不，擺脫 Kogg 的唯一方法
就是透過傳送門把他送回去。
哦。
是的。
嗯，關於這一點，我們有點——
不錯，J-Boy。
也許這還不是結束
畢竟是世界的。
哦，它開始看起來像
老式的卓柏卡布拉狩獵。
那麼，還有更多的
這些，像是傳送石之類的東西？
哦，是的。
事實上，我的一位科學家
家鄉世界發現了一個。
這就是他們過去常來這裡的。
他們想要什麼？
那個，實際上。
是的，但他們已經有了一個。
是的，衹有一個。
他們都需要
建立一座永久橋樑。
你看，你的石頭打開了一個傳送門
地球到我的世界，但是
這就像一張單程票。
這些入口網站保持開放狀態
就像幾分鐘甚至幾秒鐘。
這是一個可怕的想法——
如果你在我的世界和傳送門上
崩潰了，你被困住了。
我們本來可以得到
被困在你的星球上？
是的。
那會很尷尬。
但這正是我們必須嘗試的
和科格一起做。
是的，就像──就像外星趕牛場。
是的。
幸運的是，衹剩下三個了。
你可以使用你的魔法空間嚮導
控制他們的權力。
是的。
如果你能學會保持門戶開放，
我可以把他們送回去。
等下，為什麼要入口網站
衹開放一小會兒？
我想這需要大量的
集中精力甚至先打開它。
我第一次嘗試就做到了。
是的，寶貝。
哦，你在通用操作
初學者法則
運氣，是很強大的。
而且方便。
什麼...
比賽時間到了。
好的。
所以如果有人同時擁有兩塊石頭，他們就可以
使用傳送門來回？
哦，不僅如此。
他們可以打開漩渦
在空間和時間中去...
好吧，夥計們，衹有一個
一步一步來，好嗎？
你想要什麼？
雪莉，你有危險了。
外星人入侵藍河。
下一個！
什麼？我...
凍結女王和一個
華夫餅甜筒，額外的軟糖。
但是，他是認眞的。
謝謝。
卡爾！
我需要你去拿更多的華夫餅蛋筒。
我們衹剩下兩個了。
快點。
顯然，有外星人入侵。
等一下。
我已經告訴你把它拿出來了。
好的。
是的。 - 所以...
是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊。
所以如果你有兩塊石頭，那麼
你實際上可以在世界之間來回旅行，
隨意。
旁註。
什麼是洋蔥圈？
美味可口
趕快。
快點吧。
幫我報稅。
你比較擅長會計。
啊。
你好？
哦，是的，媽媽餓了。
哦，是這樣。
你已經有孩子了。
恭喜。
這很棒。
還要別的嗎？
呃，是的，我的訂單，拜託。
啊。
失去態度。
卡爾！
什麼衹是——
你好？
這可能衹是一隻狗。
夥計們。
伯爵？
卡爾.
卡爾？
狩獵開始。
別擔心，雪莉。我們會照顧
這樣你就沒有
擔心任何事情。
伯爵。
卡爾.
你覺得有沒有
他可能還活著嗎？
嗯…
是的。
是的，他可能沒事。
是的。
也許我們最終都會死。
不，埃夫，不。好的？我保證。
沒有人
最終會死掉
是的，那是一具屍體，好吧。
是的，這就是其中的一部份。有一些...
是的。
嗯，這是一個非常好的事情
你在這裡做的事，女士。
報告這一切。
我不是女士。我是個小姐。
請原諒，小姐。
聞起來像化糞池的味道。
最好把這個叫進來。
正確。
是的，格斯•利徹。
他是個中年男子。 - 好吧，如果懸賞他怎麼辦？
長相正常。 - 我找到他了
不過有點醜。 - 你不會堅持我，
會嗎？
有點狗臉。 - 你今年多大？
雖然這是描述性的
這太卑鄙了，泰勒。 - 當我到達那裡時阻止我...
衹是實話實說。 - 一百零八，
一百零九、一百一十、一百一十一、一百一十二...
強尼... 一百一十二、一百一十三…
我告訴你眞相。
化糞池已備份。
我不知道那裡
後面有一具屍體。
我告訴你，
我們找錯兄弟了。
同父異母或同母異父的兄弟。
肯定是吉米。
現在，請稍等。
你太倉促下結論了。
是的，這衹是糟糕的治安。
告訴我吧。
他們甚至不會檢查是否
他有懸賞。
其實你見過嗎
吉米從昨晚開始？
我沒有。
好吧，如果你這樣做的話，
告訴他我在找他。
嗯，我可能有一些
吉米在哪裡的資訊。
但是，它是有代價的。
艾爾莎，拉上拉鍊。
哦，不。繼續吧，寶貝。
寶貝，你在做什麼？
聽著，如果吉米有什麼企圖，他
需要為此做出回應。
吉米甚麼都沒有做。我相信他。
哦，是的。太多了。
五塊錢怎麼樣？
有點侮辱人。
我們到這裡就完成了。
等下。今天是星期六。
他們在 Froyo 展位，
或者如果他們不在那兒，
他們可能在娜娜家。
謝謝你的提示。
驗屍官應該很快就到了。
讓我們保留這個
目前相對安靜。
藍河是一個小鎮。
新聞在這裡傳得很快。
啊，我們永遠找不到這些東西。
我從來不需要吃任何東西。
哇，有人餓了。
現在可不是吃兩個人的飯了。
話又說回來，你可以
總是吃這個東西。
什麼？你在哪裡
夥計們得到其中之一嗎？
呃，我們剛找到了
當我們打開門戶。
嗯，怎麼樣？什麼時候？
昨夜。
剛把它從地裡拉出來。
好吧，你們已經
不知道這是多麼幸運。
這是一根胡蘿蔔，對吧？
好吧，我不知道胡蘿蔔是什麼。
但這叫做skundie
我們在我們的星球上種植它們，
他們擴展了你的思維和你的
對空間和時間的感知。
拓展一下你的思維吧？
我的意思是，我應該這樣做。
當然，我的意思是，如果你
想要打開一個門戶，
這件事可以給你一個更好的機會。
但是，如果你擁有太多，那就完全
在你的宇宙中敲一個洞，兄弟。
那麼，它就像迷幻藥胡蘿蔔一樣？
我會盡力。
哦。
啊。
等下，這太過份了嗎？
不，不，不，不，不。
就是這樣——就是這樣，
完美數量的斯昆迪。
但是，你知道，你可能想要
靠邊停車並避免使用任何重型機械。
什麼？
現在。走吧。 - 偉大的。
哦，我覺得好笑。 - 呃，呵呵。
是的，我知道，我知道你知道。
吃太空胡蘿蔔，幹得好。 - 我覺得很有趣。
好吧，吉米，跟我來。
好的。現在，理清你的思緒。
完畢。
現在，集中註意力。
超越你自己思考。
超越藍河的思考。
思考超越無限。
無窮大？
就像無窮大加一一樣。
我知道無限意味著什麼。
重點。
好吧，什麼事也沒發生。
吉米，深吸一口氣，集中註意力
你所有的能量都集中在你的心輪上。
也許不是在懷孕或哺乳期間。
好吧，有事發生了。
是啊，你能打開傳送門嗎？
不，我不知道。或許
我做錯事了。
明確、單一的意圖，好嗎？
嫑問宇宙能為你做什麼，
但問問你能做什麼
為了宇宙。
是的...
它正在發生。
發生什麼事了？
很美麗。
一切都在發生。
在這個星球上。
在這個小鎮裡。
就像，哇。
來吧，來吧，來吧，來吧，來吧。
他的父母很擔心，所以
他有沒有可能衹是逃離了這座城市？
不，就像我昨晚說的，
他被吃掉了。
被一個怪物？
我結巴了嗎？
不，但你確實說過你看到了
昨晚吉米和埃弗利？
是的。
這就是你想要的嗎？
請來一塊餅乾怎麼樣？
好吧，總共是七美元。
有趣的。說到餅乾，你從來沒有做過
有機會品嚐
艾佛莉的家庭餅乾
現在你做到了嗎？
我想你永遠不會，
現在她已經被打倒了。
額外灑水嗎？
那麼伊芙正在収拾小狗，對吧？
是的，還有吉米。
我的意思是，這怎麼可能？
好吧，柯克，我的孩子。
當一個男人和一個女人—
噢，好吧，好吧，好吧。
我是說，為什麼是吉米？
這傢夥養不起小孩。
他連提都提不起來
麵包。
為什麼他不能種麵包？
你剛吃了酵母。
因為他不知道該怎麼做。
他為什麼不知道呢？
這是非常基本的烘焙。
無論如何，誰沒有
以前搞砸過一盤麵包卷嗎？
羅傑斯，
關於那個孩子有什麼消息嗎？
他的父母還在車站。
不，告訴他要保持冷靜。
我們確認他失蹤了，但是…
這次沒什麼好報告的。
也許我們應該試試貝克農場。
是的。
希望我們能和 Ev 談談
把這一切亂七八糟的事情整理好。
除非對你來說還為時過早。
我們走吧。
我們絕對是非法侵入。
哦，別擔心這個。
沒有人在這裡工作。
另外，這不是
那個地方。我能感覺到。
小心點，吉米。
我們現在不想做得太過份。
嘿！
就穩住那兒吧！
快點！
這裡。哦！
傑羅米諾！
哦，天哪！
好的。
峽谷就在前方打開了！
哦！
哦哦哦哦。 - 好吧，是的。
這邊走！
哦，是啊，是啊，哦，是啊。
哦，該死。
我要吐了。
等下，那是……？ - 是的，繼續。
哇！ - 你還好嗎？
這裡。 - 是的，謝謝。
哦好的。
哦。 - 啊！
本，做你的太空巫師的事。
哦，是的。
它在哪裡？
你在哪裡？
夥計們，夥計們，夥計們，夥計們。
我想我可以打開傳送門。
如果你要做的話
要嘛現在要嘛永遠不會。
她是對的。它沒有上鉤。
好吧。埃夫，我有一個主意。 - 哦，是嗎？
好吧，你休息一下
洗漱吧，我會阻止她。
我不能！衹需打開門戶即可。
相信我，好嗎？
你可以這樣做。快點。
夥計們，加油！ 走吧，走吧，
走，走，走，走，走，走，走。
快點！
哦。
天哪。她很棒。 嘿嘿，我是你的老大。你太棒了。
嘿，伊芙，你太棒了。你太棒了。
哦，她是個守門員，夥計。
她是個守門員。
哦，天哪。
不酷。
所以不酷！
我們該做什麼？
我們在危險時刻做出了關鍵決定。
還要別的嗎？任何事物
除了用我當誘餌。
哦，我們沒有用你當誘餌。
也許是一種消遣。
嗯，下次，
你可以成為轉移註意力的人！
我已經處理好了！
簡直見鬼了！
好吧，夥計們，也許我們都應該採取
深呼吸
專註於我們的心形巧克力。
這是脈輪。你在哪裡？
我以為你應該能夠
控制這些怪物。
好的，牌擺在桌上。
我可能不是這方面最好的
全心催眠演出，好嗎？
從技術上講，我仍在訓練中。
什麼？
就是這樣。
不再有太空紅蘿蔔
因為你沒用！
好的，我需要它
好吧，從技術上來說，skundie 確實擴展了
你的思想，而是打開門戶的力量
已經存在於你的內心了，夥計。
呵呵。
沒有。我們正在把它交給警察。
你把它交給他們，我們
會讓一些功能發揮作用，
理性的成年人會處理這個問題。
我們不能那樣做，埃夫！
如果我們把它交給政府——
不，你是對的。對不起。
太晚了。
我更相信政府
比我現在更信任你。
哦，該死。
本！
這是吉米•沃克
和埃弗利貝克
還有……其他人。
他們在哪裡？
我不知道。
但我知道如何找出答案。
啊，太棒了。
埃弗利。
泰勒.
柯克警官，法律人。
呃，吉米？
是的，這是本。
他是個外星人。
一個外星人。
來自外太空。
我是一個好外星人。
嗯。
偉大的。
是的。
這是一個笑話嗎？
我們都知道他開始了
昨晚和你吵架
現在他死了。
好吧，你知道嗎？
我可以解釋一切。
好吧，那麼就開始說話吧，先生
“我沒有殺人。”
好吧，你知道嗎？
看這個。
娜娜，在哪裡？
什麼在哪裡？
現在，堅持住，泰勒。
好吧，它就在桌子上。
哦，這眞是經典。那即將到來
來自一個帶來響尾蛇的人
學校第七
展示和講述的等級。
呃，那是六年級，你為什麼
一定要提出這個嗎？
因為他還是個儍瓜。
哈哈哈。首先，謝謝你。
其次
如果我有時間訓練它
這些孩子中沒有一個人會——
別再爭吵了。
我們在那張桌子上吃飯！
現在，你不去想
關於掩蓋這件事，伯特。
我拍了照片和視頻，如果我
應該消失，我已經給指示
以便將它們分發出去
卌八小時內向媒體通報。
來吧，克萊爾。這就是我。
我無意掩蓋眞相。
天啊。
那到底是什麼？
這可能就是發生在格斯身上的事。
他們是外星人。
是的，
但這是新的。
它被稱為卡馬變色龍。
科格雷切庫拉
科格怪物。
這些東西都已經散了
越過城鎮，殺人，
也許還試圖摧毀我們所知的人類。
是的，好吧，那不會發生。
我的意思是，我們──我們找到了打敗他們的方法。
衹剩下兩個了
對於一個平民來說還不錯，吉米，但是
我們將從這裡拿走它。
吉米，
我可以，呃，在另一個房間見嗎？
當然。
吉米
不管你信不信，吉米，這不是我的
第一次外星競技表演。
你知道我知道你的
爸爸長大了，對嗎？
是的。這就是我們中的一員。
是的。
他是一個非常狂野的人。
是的。他如此狂野地離開了
然後再也沒有回來。
關於這一點，吉米.
你爸爸離開的那天晚上我就在那裡。
我們有一個跑步者！
詹姆斯！
等下。
等下！
也許他來錯地方了
在錯誤的時間，卻忽略了你
強尼不公平，
我對此感到抱歉。
但我想確保藍河的安全。
是的。
這個小鎮很特別。
當我離開這個地方時，我要做
當然，我留下的它比我發現它時更好。
不適合我，但是
為了我的孩子等下。
也許你應該開始考慮
你想去的世界
你的小傢夥正在路上。
你怎麼知道的？
好吧。
也許他在錯誤的時間出現在了錯誤的地點。
你衹是
稱為沃克家族的詛咒，
我猜。
你應該有這個。
你沒那麼容易下車。
嗯。
你好？
雪莉？
你好？
雪莉？
就穩住那兒吧！
你們都是外星人嗎？
如果我們是呢？
艾爾莎。
看，我們當然不是。
好的。
你想要什麼？
冰淇淋。
哦，我們已經知道了。
嗯，但是我們的炒菜廚師
估計是被怪物吃掉了。
伯爵？
卡爾.
哦，卡爾。
那隻小動物長什麼樣子？
你想要什麼？
我在找吉米。
你開玩笑吧？他不在這裡工作！
你們認為他在這裡工作嗎？
嘿，關你什麼事？
嗯，今天是星期六。所以如果他不是
在這裡，他可能在娜娜家。
艾爾莎，寶貝。
博？
博！
你把自己惹了什麼禍？
關你屁事。
嗯，強尼和梅蘭妮在這裡。
我確實認為衹有一個
他們可能在其他地方。
你算好了嗎？
你聽到自己的聲音了嗎？
你是什麼意思？
我不知道我的期望是什麼
來自一個名叫 Bo Leecher 的人。
好吧，你明白了。
因為我是一個直率的人。
這就是為什麼他們叫我博。
等下，Bo 不是拼寫為 B-E-A-U 嗎？
什麼？
這些都是錯誤的字母。是博。
B-O。
就像弓和箭一樣。
噢，親愛的主啊。
嘿。那麽，
等一下。嘿，等下！
等下！
我知道他們去了哪裡！
我的意思是，我──我告訴了他一切，
他就是這麼說的。
好的。
看，我
我知道這並不理想，但是
我願意。我想把這件事看穿。
是的，
我有時，
過去，有點魯莽。
有時？
在過去？
在過去。
然後 -
今天下午。
也許昨晚也是如此。
看，重點是——
是我知道那是什麼樣的......
我知道和你一起長大是什麼感覺——
一個你不能依賴的父親。
我衹是不想讓我們的孩子這樣。
我也不。
我衹是...
害怕。
我不知道
這整個媽媽的事情。
我的意思是，你知道嬰兒喝水嗎？
自己在子宮裡小便？
哦，我不知道。
是的。
我的意思是，我很高興我這樣做，但是...
看，我...
我想來這裡
支持你度過這一切。
子宮，
小便等等。
那眞是令人噁心。
哦，眞是太噁心了。
嘿，嗯...
對不起...
我幾乎要離開小鎮了。
沒有和你談論這件事。
我得到它。
我知道你為什麼這麼做。
什麼？
衹是，嗯，好吧——
噓，噓，噓，噓。
你好，寶貝。
這就是我。
你的爸爸。
我衹是想讓你知道我永遠不會
把你和你媽媽
再次陷入危險。
你不能保證這一點。
但我可以嘗試。
而且，你媽媽是個超級性感的壞蛋。
你應該像她一樣成長。
好的，再見。
你應該追隨你的夢想。
伊芙，我不——
我不想讓你擔心這個
外星人入侵一團亂。
那麽...
需要兩個人去探戈。
那是不對的。
是這樣嗎？
嗯嗯。
二。 - 二。
你看到羅傑斯或娜娜了嗎？
哦，我有一分鐘沒見到她了。
那個女人。
羅傑斯在哪裡？
我以為他跟你在一起。
看，我想他們就在這裡。
他們？
是的，Kogg-zillas。
來吧，到這裡來。
快點。
留下。
我們應該圍繞
回來並在另一邊見面？
聽起來不錯。
我們向左走，
你們往右走。
你和本往右走，
艾弗利和我向左走。
好。
明白了嗎？
是的。
你和我，柯克警官。
我們走吧。
哦！羅傑斯，感謝主。
噓。
等下！
什麼？
你不能直接殺死它。
否則你——你——你會讓事情變得更糟。
你必須，比如，擊暈它，或者——
這太愚蠢了。
當你需要他的時候，該死的本在哪裡？
這裡。
好的。
吉米？
我不——我不知道。
呃，夥計們？
你確定你衹是
不想開槍射殺他？
不掛。
吉米！
啊！
喔不，媽媽來了。
吉米，發生什麼事了？
我不——我不知道。
也許——也許這裡的傳送門打不開。
等下……
這衹是警告射擊。
當心！
羅傑斯，我們該走了！
我們得走了！
走，走，走，走，讓開！
不！ - 羅傑斯，快跑！
就是這樣完成的！
別擔心，伊芙，我會保護你的。
別開槍打他們！
怎麼，你像怪物嗎？
現在積極份子還是什麼？
找到娜娜了嗎？ - 還沒有。
聽著，丁格斯，每一個
當你殺死其中一個的時候
它們會射出孢子並
它使其他人變得更強大。
別擔心，吉米，你不認為我是一個
受過更多訓練
比你在戰鬥場景中？
你想要戰鬥場景嗎？
我會再愛不過了！
哇，哇，哇。
現在降級。
你也受過這樣的訓練。
夥計們。
科格.
我沒有聽到他們的聲音。
哦，天哪，不。
跑步！
說實話，玉米田？
快跑，快跑！
這不好。
我知道。
我知道，但是看，我們仍然可以阻止它，如果
我可以直接打開...
艾維利，你還好嗎？
噓！
笨蛋。
什麼？
不，吉米——
吉米沃克！
小動物！
把石頭交出來！
沒有機會！
好吧，那老太太就死了。
娜娜！
等一下，夥計們！
我們都可以來a-a-
這裡有一個合理的解決方案。
讓她走！
她是在虛張聲勢。
我能感覺到。
所以，繼續吧，糖。
讓我開心。
娜娜！
你不明白。
這是唯一的事情
可以阻止這些外星人。
阻止外星人？
哦，我不是來阻止他們的。
我是來送他們的。
什麼？
正是這些吸引了格斯。
沒有什麼能瞞過你。
但你說...
但 -
啊，管它呢！
啊，吉娜，我就知道你是
從一開始就爛了。
博，小心！
因為你，我的兄弟才死了！ - 博！
當心！
你知道嗎，我還是不知道為什麼
你認為那是我的問題。 - 博！
因為這。
博，在你身後！
傑羅米諾！
沃克，你必須數到三。
然後老太太遇見了她的創造者。
吉米，把石頭給她吧！
你不明白，柯克！
吉米，想一想！
也許柯克是對的？
我們必須得到娜娜。
一。
吉米，等下！
我們不能拿娜娜的生命冒險！
吉米，回來吧！
嘿！
醜的！
啊啊！
羅傑斯！
羅傑斯不！
來吧，你這個王八蛋！
沒那麼快，本。
不！
停止！
嫑這樣做！
二！
已經完成了。
三！
娜娜！
哦。
娜娜。
娜娜，走吧！
離她遠一點，你這個混蛋！
埃夫，不，不！
不！
吉米！
不！
不，不，不！
我有急救箱！
吉米！
不，不，不。
好吧，好吧。
吉米？
羅傑斯，不，不，堅持住，堅持住，堅持住。
我們需要你。
來吧，是的。
聽著，現在，吉米…
你必須聽。
是的，你需要停下來。
別像...
是的，我知道，我知道，我知道，我知道。
等下，不，不羅傑斯，不，不，留在這裡。
不。
別走！
不，不，不，不，不！
吉米！
不！
啊!
不！
吉米！
吉米，等下！
你！
她跟你一樣都是外星人。
我知道，我知道。
解釋一下。
好吧，但是你-你必須是
現在很酷，好嗎？一切
一切都很酷。
是嗎？
她是，呃...
她是...
我的媽媽。
是的。
沒有！
是的。
你撒謊了！
你是一個
壞外星人！
不，不，我不是，好嗎？看 -
你怎麼知道這麼多
關於科格怪物？
你怎麼知道這麼多
所有這一切？
好吧，我就這樣
直接跟你說，好嗎？
所以我的星球上有很多人，他們
相當一心一意...
統治銀河，消滅人類
生活，你知道，諸如此類的事情。
那麼科格斯是什麼？
他們是什麼？
它們──它們──它們衹是武器？
你們人民的武器？
好吧，我們設計了它們，她可以
用她的意念控制他們。
我已經聽夠了！
吉米，那不是我！
她是你媽媽！
這是你的家人！
我知道，我知道！
這就是我來這裡的原因。
為了阻止他們，
好吧？
哦！
對不起，我衹是
我眞的很難過
現在就相信你。
吉米！
吉米，等下！
你帶毛毯了嗎？
嗯，嗯。
你帶了一條毛毯...
埃夫，不！不！
等下，你要去哪裡？
我們有一個跑步者！
你知道嗎
養一個孩子需要什麼？
是的，小圍兜和小襪子。
走，走，走，走，走，走，走，走！ 該死的，吉米！
她是個守門員，夥計。
她是個守門員。
我很快就會回來，好嗎？
承諾。
嘿！
有人...
外面有人嗎？
詹姆斯！
等下！
你好？
爸爸？
吉米？
什麼鬼-
我們在哪裡？
宇宙。
哇哦。
是的。
就像，哇。
這是…
眞實的？
是的。
我沒有所有的答案，但是...
嘿，吉米。
地球上的事情變得有點瘋狂。
我偷了一些東西然後就逃走了
但我有機會
進入宇宙
進入異國。
所以我離開了地球。
你離開了我。
我知道。
還有約翰尼。
我知道。
但看這個。
這是宇宙的秘密。
那裡有一整個銀河系。
如果你準備好了。
我有一個女朋友。
沒什麼大不了的。
還有一個正在路上的孩子。
好的。
這是一個風險。
但也許...
遲早他會明白的。
不。
不？
我必須阻止他們。
阻止誰？
外星人入侵。
你看，我的女朋友，
她通過了一個門戶
我不知道她是否
還活著，這很瘋狂
想要的外星人女士
毀滅一切！
外星人女士？
是的。
是的，她是某個傢夥的媽媽。
不過他的英語說得很好。
嘿吉姆，你呃，
現在絆倒了嗎？
嘿！
你搭便車嗎？
不。
哦眞的嗎？
因為看起來有點像你在搭便車。
好的。
去哪裡？
能量漩渦的震央
空間和時間碰撞的地方。
緊的。
是的。
我們先去酒吧吧。
嘿夥計，
我們酷嗎？
是的。
好的。
我想我看到了我的爸爸。
什麼？
是的，
斯肯迪斯。
他們是一次旅行，對吧？
吉米，
如果你還不夠
沒有斯肯迪，
你永遠都不夠
與斯昆迪。
好的。
嗯，凱。
你確定伊芙還活著嗎？
是的。
你怎麼知道這一點？
我衹知道。
夥計們，我認為可以
不用說，我很抱歉。
不。
請隨意說出來。
好吧。
對不起。
我表現得像個儍瓜。
然後？
而我是不負責任的。
我應該聽你們的。
我搞砸了。
而現在，埃弗利的...
和羅傑斯——
好吧，在你走之前
對此充滿感情，
我也意識到這不是
全面性
都是你的錯。
是的，沒關係。
但是，在我們與你開戰之前，
我們需要弄清楚一些事情。
嗯嗯。
寶貝。
我們需要知道
你不會對我們耍流氓
我們能夠工作
作為一個團隊一起解決這個問題。
好吧。
而且，嫑對此表現得像個大孩子。
好的。
那麼這是怎麼回事
那麼瘋狂的外星女士呢？
好吧，夥計們，
完全透明。
她的星球上有一塊石頭，而且
她正計劃發送
一群科格斯來這裡獲取
吉米得到的石頭。
好吧，胡蘿蔔機的事。
是的，或多或少。
重點是，如果她
將石頭融合在一起，
她可以來回
在她閒暇時的世界之間......
並基本上摧毀
地球上的一切。
是的。
呃，旁註，呃，
她是我媽媽。
等下，對不起，什麼？
她是你媽媽？
是的，我應該先帶頭。
我是 -
對不起。
好吧，這是一件事。
我們已經結束了。
讓我們繼續吧。
好的，那麼計劃是什麼？
我們先出擊。
是的，我們打開傳送門，我們跨越，
我們從她那裡得到了石頭。
理想情況下，在藍河被淹沒之前
怪物和地球被摧毀。
會沒事的。
是的，但是當我們打開
愛因斯坦-羅森橋，
你不派更多的小動物來這裡嗎？
是的，這就是為什麼我們需要從
防守位置。
本和我將穿越
過去並拯救艾弗利。
我們會想辦法阻止他媽媽
從合併石頭
當你們留在這裡的時候
然後你擋住了El Cucaracha。
科格雷切庫拉
就稱他們為Kogg 怪物吧。
我喜歡這樣。 - 更容易。
好的。
我們如何阻止它們？
藍河風格。
看來她還有一個
戰鬥終究留在了她的心裡。
讓我們踢一些—— - 她確實這麼做了--
呃 哦，對不起。
- 沒有你-- - 哦
你去。
是的。
讓我們踢一些外星人的屁股。
那好吧，
壞外星人。
哦，當然。
不是那些好人。 - 不，當然。
不，我找到你了。我接到你了。
壞外星人。
我們來踢他們吧。
好啊。
我很沮喪。
是的。
正在下降。
好吧，那麼——
讓我們殺了他們。 - 好。
我們開始做吧。
好。
就這樣。 - 是啊是啊。
門在這兒。
是的，沒關係。
我會跳到後面。
你不能——我們把那一邊焊接起來了。
埃夫，不！
不！
娜娜，走吧！
你好？
完美。
當然。
你想進來唱歌
人才探照燈美國？
你可以做到的，伊芙，
宇宙站在你這一邊。
而現在...
你在另一邊
宇宙。
衹是
與吉米溝通。
他愛你。
那他為什麼不跟他一起被困在山洞裡呢？
一堆令人毛骨悚然的發光，
發光的,
令人毛骨悚然的事。
是嗎？
柯克警官，
法律之人。
很高興你做到了。
是的，我確實做到了。
那麼，我聽到的關於僵局的消息是什麼呢？
嘿，你沒有告訴我我們可以把
鹿角和上面的東西。
噢，女孩，你看起來不錯。
我很高興你也成功了。
卡爾是個還不錯的油炸廚師。
這附近値得你去殺戮。
大開殺戒。
好。
哦。
好。
好吧，夥計們，門戶一打開，
她會派一群科格過來。
讓我們這樣做吧！
他們來了！
遊戲時間到了！
加油吧，媽媽。
去！呼！ 三點鐘方向
是的，寶貝！
呼！
來吧，跳舞吧，你這個外星人渣滓！
嘿嘿嘿嘿！
就在那裡的那個！給那個！
哦，我明白了！
呀哈哇！
吉米，這樣，那樣
那樣，那樣，那樣！
吉米，來吧，抓住他！ - 呃。
來吧，來吧，來吧。
我要打他，我要打他
打他，我就打他。 哦！
哦。
哦，哦，哦。
是的，我撞到那個傢夥了。
太棒了。
哦，很好。
呼！
這是我一生中最偉大的一天！
十二、十三，不，十二。
我們走吧，哇！
呼！
就在那裡，就在那裡，就在那裡！
不不不，在你左邊，那邊！
嘿嘿，你得清理一條路！
吉米！進入門戶網站！
好吧，他衹是——
糟糕。
好吧，我要開始發抖了。
哦！
啊!
好吧，好吧。
我懂了，我懂了，我懂了，我懂了，我懂了
明白了，我明白了，我明白了
它，我明白了，我明白了，
我明白了，我明白了。
哇！
我不明白，我不明白，我不明白
明白了，我沒明白。
啊!
我明白了，我明白了！
好的。
啊!
啊!我沒明白。
是的。
是的！
哦！
這是我的開場白。
哇！
哦！
去接她吧，兄弟！
法治之人！
這是科格吉拉！
呃…
門戶即將關閉！
吉米，走，走，走！
打吧，吉米，打吧！
他不會得逞的！
他們不會成功的。
他們不會成功的！
沒有。
哦，我們不會成功的！
十塊錢他就賺了。
為了「美國」。
退後！
哦！
哈!哦！啊！
哈!
啊！
呼！
是的！
呼！
啊，一個的兒子——
哦，寶貝！
祝你好運，兄弟。
剩下的事情現在就取決於吉米了。
非常足智多謀。
吉米？
吉米！
我的天啊。
哦！
你還好嗎？是的？
哦，對了，寶寶怎麼樣了？好的？
嗯，
好吧，我想。
我的意思是，這才過去幾週。 - 好點。
這是一個很好的觀點。
你怎麼——你怎麼到這裡來的？
門戶網站。
雖然這個科格差一點就來了
但我們阻止了他。
不會太久，沃克！
啊，啊。
衹要我有能力——
哦，她走了。
天啊。
好吧，好吧。
我們先跳過前戲吧。
直接進入部份
我入侵你的星球的地方。
你犯了一個大錯誤！
哦，我是嗎？怎麼樣？
阿羅拉！
阿羅拉。
詹姆斯？
我以為她叫吉娜？
也許這就像她的地球名字。
阿洛拉就像她的名字一樣。
你在這裡做什麼？
阿洛拉，你必須停下來。
已經太晚了。
我可能已經放棄了任何機會
地球變得更美好，
但這些孩子都比我好。
這不會改變你所做的事情。
你以為你自己的兒子是
為我的家鄉星球而戰。
這對你來說沒有任何意義嗎？
模範父親說。
等下！
住手！
我們永遠不會給你石頭！
那等你死了我就拿走它！
我們擊退了你的怪物
以前，我們會再做一次！
是的，但是要持續多久？
吉米，她是對的。
我在地下，我看到了數百個，
也許有數千個。
好的，您已進入入口網站。
吉米，我們必須得到那塊石頭。
我會處理的。
該門戶隨時可能崩潰。
是的，你會被困在這裡。
沒關係。
你讓我們的孩子回到地球。
我會去拿另一塊石頭。
好吧，探戈需要兩個人。
阿魯法！
我會給你最後一次機會。
嘿！
嘿嘿嘿！
嘿！
永遠！
天哪，你還活著！
女士帶著孩子過來了！
她甚至沒有表現出來。
石頭!
石頭，我需要石頭！
什麼是——
吉米！
抓住！
石頭，我需要石頭！ 石頭，石頭，石頭，石頭！
我愛你。
埃弗利？
吉米，你看起來就像剛開了一家
超越時空的漩渦。
是的，也許吧。
緊綳。
你還好嗎？
是的，我們做到了。
是的？
是的。
我們眞的做到了。
娜娜！ - 你還活著！
嘿！
關於離開小鎮我告訴你什麼
不告訴你的朋友？
對不起，梅爾。
多麼美好的一個夜晚。
好吧，這很公平。
周圍發生了很多變化
過去幾年在這裡。
那是不是——
約翰尼，有一個人你應該見。
我一直在等一個
好久不見你們了，孩子們。
戰位！
永遠！
哦！
為了「美國」。
你——你還好吧？
你還好嗎？
吉米 我以為你說
帶著嬰兒進入德比車
是災難的根源嗎？
我本來不想讓你逃走的
這麼輕鬆地養育你的孩子。
哦，是的。
我不會錯過便便尿布
全球凌晨四點。
哦眞的嗎？
是的。
顯然，或者整個銀河系。
我為你們感到驕傲。
那你去哪裡了？
大約距離
正如你可以想像的那樣。
是什麼讓你花了這麼長時間？
本來想早點來的
但隨著時間的推移，我承擔了其他責任。
比如什麼？
你同父異母的兄弟。
約翰尼一直都在這裡。
哦，不。
你的另一個同父異母的兄弟。
本.
呃！
什麼？
嚴重地？
好吧，確實沒有預見到這一點。
不，現在這一切都有意義了。
但確實如此嗎？
夥計們，一家人又團聚了。
現在看，我知道了
我不是那個
最好的父親形像。
嗯，我猜你
可能是個體面的爺爺。
是的...這裡發生了很多事情。
不。
這個鎮上從來沒有眞正發生過什麼事。
現在你可以親吻新娘了。
呼！
今晚之後，我
眞的會想念你們的。
嘿，你什麼時候要回來
所有比賽的東西？
好吧，我不應該說，但是...
有人可能會進入決賽。
我並不感到驚訝。
但別擔心，我們會的
很快就要回到藍河了。
哦，你用你的戰利品打賭你會，
因為你的小寶貝
需要見見他們的阿姨和叔叔。
還有表弟。
好吧，我們需要確保你們
正在確保這個地方的未來安全
一代又一代的小怪物。
艾芙莉•簡……沃克。
恭喜你們兩個。
晚上好，泰勒。
我相信他現在是我們的柯克警長。
法律之人。
哦，噓！大家！艾弗利上電視了。
大家，來了，來了！
嗨，我是埃弗利貝克。我從小
小鎮名叫藍河。
我發現自己懷孕了，然後我的
城鎮被入侵
外星人，所以我離開了小鎮。
我的意思是，但我們拯救了
小鎮遠離了外星人，但…
在我從外星人手中拯救了這座小鎮之後
仍然想成為一名歌手，那就是
為什麼我這麼興奮
這裡是美國人才探照燈。
我的意思是，在與懷孕的外星人戰鬥之後，
我以為我可以做任何事，所以...
如果我要成為歌手
要嘛現在，要嘛永遠。
我想向娜娜和家裡的每個人說「嗨」。
嗨，娜娜！
本週四敬請収看
觀看人才探照燈美國的埃弗利直播。
藍河自己的埃弗利沃克！
大夥們！
我們正被殭屍入侵！
這麼北的地方還有殭屍嗎？
啊，天啊。
寶貝，我們可能會遲到。
哦，馬屁！
好吧，你們離開這裡，我們會掩護你們。
不用擔心。我們得到了這個。
這是你的計劃嗎？
不，但我希望如此。
天哪，我愛你。
我也愛你。
讓我們這樣做吧。
是的。 - 我們走吧！
走，走，走，走，走！ 強尼，你找到我們了嗎？
去！
走吧，寶貝，走吧，寶貝，寶貝，寶貝！
再見，夥計們！玩得開心！
是的！
聚會時間！